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You have a little caffeine in the morning, I have a little morphine. So what?
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Quoted from Atari_Daze:There was a 50/50 chance she would be into it, redheads, (whispering) crazy!
Second quote same film:
Women: what's that tattoo? No ragrets?
Teen: it's my credo
Man: no regrets, not even 1 letter?
Teen: not me!
Quoted from jibmums:"I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!"
moonstruck
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Second quote same film:
Women: what's that tattoo? No ragrets?
Teen: it's my credo
Man: no regrets, not even 1 letter?
Teen: not me!
Meet the Millers
That was the funniest scene in the movie
that's why God passed the law of probability.
Re-write it and give it a happy ending. One killed. Make it a sapper. Or an officer
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Man: Your mouth says no, but your beard says yes!
Vampire's Assistant
Quoted from Atari_Daze:That punk pulled a Glock Seven on me. Know what that is? Thais a porcelain gun from Germany. It doesn't show up on airport x-ray machines... and it costs more than you earn in a month.
Die Hard 2
Quoted from Atari_Daze:man: You should come with me sometime, before we leave. There's a place I found I'd like to show you.
woman: I'll show you something!
Oblivion
Quoted from Atari_Daze:I love those redheads man!
Dazed and Confused
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Keep it together man!
Monsters Inc
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Kid 1: How did she smell? Did she stink?
kid 2: Take a whiff.
kid 1: Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.
Kids
Quoted from Atari_Daze:man 1: what did you do?
man 2: I did nothing, the pavement was his enemy.
Twins
Quoted from Atari_Daze:You have a little caffeine in the morning, I have a little morphine. So what?
Pitch Black
Quoted from chad:Guy Christ, do you think they even have a phone?
Girl I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.
Jeepers Creepers was the movie.
Quoted from mbeardsley:"You want a happy life? It's not complicated. Just tell the woman you love, that you love her...and tell the truth whenever you can."
Yesterday
Quoted from mbeardsley:Man 1 : You were once a professor of psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Man 2 : Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Man 1 : So your work has not changed.
Clue
Quoted from mbeardsley:"We need to unite against the greater enemy. That enemy's name is Mom and Dad."
Yours, Mine, and Ours
Quoted from mbeardsley:"Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives."
Valkyrie
Man 1 I get the window seat! You don't need it, you're blind!
Man 2 Got me there, you little prick!”
"Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."
Quoted from jibmums:"Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."
American Beauty
"No ticket."
There are two movies this is a quote in. The second quote is a takeoff of the first. Props if you get both movies.
Quoted from jibmums:"No ticket."
One of them is Indiana Jones.
Quoted from Atari_Daze:that's why God passed the law of probability.
Re-write it and give it a happy ending. One killed. Make it a sapper. Or an officer
Full Metal Jacket, Joker told to spice up his article. Grunts like reading about dead officers.
LTG : )
Quoted from LTG:Full Metal Jacket, Joker told to spice up his article.
I was beginning to worry about you Lloyd, you seem to be the goto guy on the military ones! Glad your not slipping.
Figured that was a good one to start a Monday.
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Man 1: Hey, there you are!
Man 2: Hi, do I know you?
Man 1: No, but that’s you, you’re there!
Austin Powers?
And as I sat watching an intimate and highly personal video, stolen only hours earlier from one of my best friends, I realized that something important was missing from my life.
And because my last one may be too obscure (I myself only saw it once), here is an easier quote, different movie:
That’s T Bird, looks like he zigged when he should have zagged
Man 1: "I can't talk about it anymore, it's giving me a headache."
Man 2: "Here, take two of these."
Man 1: " Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different."
Quoted from jibmums:Man 1: "I can't talk about it anymore, it's giving me a headache."
Man 2: "Here, take two of these."
Man 1: " Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different."
Wayne's World, but can't recall if it's 1 or 2
sorry, 1/2 credit?
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Wayne's World, but can't recall if it's 1 or 2
sorry, 1/2 credit?
Wow, haven’t watched Wayne’s world for so long. Gotta put it in the queue
How about: “Laugha while you can monkeyboy.“
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Wayne's World, but can't recall if it's 1 or 2
sorry, 1/2 credit?
First one. Scene with Rob Lowe.
Quoted from Atari_Daze:That’s T Bird, looks like he zigged when he should have zagged
The Crow.....Fire it up! Fire it up!
Quoted from chad:Man 1 I get the window seat! You don't need it, you're blind!
Man 2 Got me there, you little prick!”
Scent of a Woman
Quoted from Lethal_Inc:Speak into the microphone squid brain!
No answer on this one yet
Quoted from Lethal_Inc:Speak into the microphone squid brain!
The Spongebob movie?
A king and his son are looking out the window.
Father: someday, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince: What, the curtains?
Quoted from undrdog:A king and his son are looking out the window.
Father: someday, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince: What, the curtains?
That would be Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Man 1: its my job to keep you out of harm's way.
Man 2: shit motherfucker, I am harm's way!
Hitman's Bodyguard?
Quoted from dothedoo:Hitman's Bodyguard
Yessir, I cheated, I was watching it at the time.
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Yessir, I cheated, I was watching it at the time.
I don't see how that's cheating.
Quoted from undrdog:The Spongebob movie?
Nope. Think surfing movie.
Quoted from Supersquid:Scent of a Woman
No , but these two movies male characters share a handicap.
Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
Quoted from Atari_Daze:And as I sat watching an intimate and highly personal video, stolen only hours earlier from one of my best friends, I realized that something important was missing from my life.
Trainspotting
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
Wedding Crashers
Quoted from freeplay3:Meet the Millers
That was the funniest scene in the movie
I work down at C&J Amusements. I be rockin' that Monkey Maze, N'am sayin'?
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Do you like scary movies?
Scream
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