Quoted from jibmums:Technically, yes, but it wasn't Tom Cruise that said it.
Taps.....where Tommy was billed as the 3 actor...Hutton and Penn where top.
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Houston, TX
Quoted from jibmums:"It's the boogers that freak me out. You can get hepatitis from the fresh ones."
my bodyguard
Start Friday with a pretty easy one...
Woman: what's with the cat?
Cop: yeah there is a problem with the cat, sign here?
[Woman signs]
Cop: it's your problem
Quoted from chad:Similair to Maximum OverDrive.
Finally gave up and looked it up.
Night of the Comet
Fitting film subject for what’s currently happening.
Quoted from ultimategameroom:I fart in your general direction!
That would be the Holy Grail !
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Start Friday with a pretty easy one...
Woman: what's with the cat?
Cop: yeah there is a problem with the cat, sign here?
[Woman signs]
Cop: it's your problem
Men in Black.
Quoted from freeplay3:You're killing me, Smalls
Sandlot
I've been holding on to this little nugget...
"I'm tired, I'm tired of all the smoke and the lights, it ain't me"
Quoted from Royale-W-Cheese:Rated R one coming................close your eyes....lol..
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I usually get kissed before I get fxxxed. no cheating....
And one that is maybe a bit easier than my smoke and lights one, DIFFERENT MOVIE:
"Guard: It looks, after all, as if you will see Berlin before I do."
Quoted from Atari_Daze:That would be the Holy Grail !
It was on this am.
Always hilarious even after seeing it 50 times !
I had commented earlier on some most stolen (non returned) video tapes (from my early employment days) Faces of Death, the Cheech & Chong and Holy Grail, top three most never returned movies, at least at my stores.
Quoted from LOTR_breath:I am removing the superfluous buns
Father of the Bride - every party has a pooper, and thay pooper is George Banks...
inspired by the 'rona' topic discussion being made at present:
man 1: you're so drunk, your probably seeing double!
man 2: I have two guns, one for each of ya!
Quoted from Atari_Daze:man 1: you're so drunk, your probably seeing double!
man 2: I have two guns, one for each of ya!
I liked how Val Kilmer spins the guns. Left hand backwards, right hand forwards. That had to be weird learning to not spin them both in the same direction.
LTG : )
Let's see if anyone remembers these from when you were a kid. Different movies, same lead actor.
"I'm in teeth. And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia, single-handed, to fight oral ignorance."
"Henry, am I the widow of a man or the wife of a fish?"
Quoted from LTG:I liked how Val Kilmer spins the guns. Left hand backwards, right hand forwards. That had to be weird learning to not spin them both in the same direction.
I think he is pretty ambidextrous, wasn't he flipping quarters on his knuckles of both hands all the way back to Real Genius days?
2 Quotes from the same movie by the same character:
"There are only two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it."
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Shit, I just shot Marvin in the face.
pasted_image (resized).pngneighbor lady: Can I have your honest opinion about something? [lifts bikini top]
neighbor lady: What do you think of these? Well, how do they look?
man: Uh, similar?
Quoted from multibrawlr:"Don't push it, or I'll give you a war you won't believe."
first blood
Quoted from jibmums:"Mom, I am going to rip off your head and shit down your neck."
Dan Aykroyd in Dr. Detroit.
I posted this one a while ago, and someone said "A Few Good Men"...Jack Nicholson had a very similar line in that movie.
"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid."
I can't still be working here when I go to court. "Oh yes your honor; I found a new job... I'm working at the Eager Beaver!"
Quoted from ultimategameroom:Finally gave up and looked it up.
Night of the Comet
Fitting film subject for what’s currently happening.
Right on.
Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:2 Quotes from the same movie by the same character:
"There are only two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it."
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
Lord of war.
Quoted from Atari_Daze:neighbor lady: Can I have your honest opinion about something? [lifts bikini top]
neighbor lady: What do you think of these? Well, how do they look?
man: Uh, similar?
Summer rental
Quoted from freeplay3:Lord of war.
It's "warlord". I like it better my way.
Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:It's "warlord". I like it better my way.
I love the beginning when the kid is shooting the AK-47. Every bullet is a cha-ching from a cash register.
Quoted from LTG:With the remake coming I thought of this one.
Is this movie in 3D ?
No, but your face is.
LTG : )
Valley girl
Nick cage is great in that movie !
So many funny lines
“Where the hell were you at !
Giving goodnight kisses ? “
“ its like shaking hands with your best friend ...REAL fast ! “
Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
man 1: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
man 2: Six times?
man 1: S-s-s-six-six-six-six-six-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
man 2: Sixty six times? God, that's gotta hurt
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
man 1: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
man 2: Six times?
man 1: S-s-s-six-six-six-six-six-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
man 2: Sixty six times? God, that's gotta hurt
Great outdoors. You will notice I get the John Candy ones.
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Never underestimate the power of a very nice suit!
6 Underground
Just saw this movie last week. Thought it was really good.
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