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Apologies for the duel blank posts, got some "ghosts in the midst" going on with my internet it seems. Can you delete posts as aside from editing?
Los Angeles
Girl 1 - There was a prostitute in India called Vasumitra.
Girl 2 - Vasumitra? What a pretty name.
Girl 1 - Words say that any man who slept with her, turned into a devoted Buddhist.
Girl 2 - What the hell did she do to them?
Girl 1 - She gave an ecstatic sex as a prostitute, I guess.
Girl 2 - What does sex have to do with Buddhists?
Girl 1 - Maybe it aroused some deep maternal love. You see, men are like babies when they have sex.
Girl 2 - ???
Girl 1 - ... call me Vasumitra from now on
Girl 2 - Close your mouth.
Girl 1 - Got it? I'm Vasumitra from today on.
PRIMUS! How could I forget that?
Started dating a new chick and we went to bar trivia. Had a great time. But had I remembered Primus sang 'My Name is Mud' we would have finished tied for 2nd instead of 3rd. Ugh.
In the spin-off sitcom category, I did put together that 'Fish' was a spin-off of Barney Miller, though: a show I've never seen, but I remembered a line from 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' where Anthony Lapaglia's character lamented to his boss he wanted to be 'Serpico', but instead was ending up like Fish from Barney Miller.
And yes, I did get to first base. Or in pinball terms, "locked ball 1".
Quoted from jonnyo:PRIMUS! How could I forget that?
Started dating a new chick and we went to bar trivia. Had a great time. But had I remembered Primus sang 'My Name is Mud' we would have finished tied for 2nd instead of 3rd. Ugh.
the first time i read that, my brain just completely shut off when i thought you finished with her, tied for 2nd instead of 3rd and then the whole damn thing went in the bushes. i'll draw you a diagram but also have to go to jail for it. grammar and turn signals! fk.
oh yeah, i meant to say go see Primus every fkn time they are near you. holy sht do they put on an awesome show these days. i don't care if you're Mormon, i will buy from you the ticket you didn't enjoy. i have that much money to bet on things that don't happen.
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