Oh boy...
I bought an escalera for my business. There are zero steps in my business.
I told my wife I swore I'd limit it to 1 pin. I now own 15.
I had to do an addition to our finished basement to accommodate said pins.
I sold a very nice GMC pickup for a large SUV and told her it was to haul her family easier. We made a three state trip for a pin the following weekend and it rained. She glared at me for most the trip.
Feels good to get that off the chest. Thanks OP.