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The confessional

By swampfire

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    #44 10 years ago

    Some of my pins have error messages and credit dots that I have not dealt with because I am lazy.
    Some of my pins have issues that I have diagnosed and purchased parts to repair, but have not repaired yet because I am lazy.

    #201 10 years ago
    Quoted from bangerjay:

    I have more pins in storage than I do set up

    It's not a confession if everyone already knows.

    #202 10 years ago

    I think I like Barry Oursler pins better than Pat Lawlor pins.

    1 year later
    #536 9 years ago

    It just took me a half hour to find my multimeter. It was inside a pin I worked on two weeks ago. It was turned on.

    9 months later
    #586 8 years ago

    Too sick and doped up to work yesterday, and my first thought was "Woo hoo, pinball all day!"
    Found out that heavy painkillers do not alter my ability my play.
    Have a nasty sinus/tooth infection that makes eating nearly impossible and my face really hurts.
    Antibiotics seem to be making good progress and the heavy duty painkillers are helping to make life livable.
    But my pinball play is no better or worse on painkillers than without.
    I'm sort of disappointed that there is no difference. I was really looking for an improvement.

    1 month later
    #660 8 years ago

    I laugh at Pinside threads where people get very upset with one another.
    I think that makes me evil.

    1 month later
    #672 8 years ago
    Quoted from trunchbull:

    The amount of "sexy" pinball machines is weird, and playing them is kind of offputting. Like, Elvira, sure, but Safecracker? Am I meant to be playing one-handed?

    Ummm......... Wut?

    3 months later
    #804 8 years ago

    Watching football on TV is more interesting while taking heavy duty painkillers for an infected tooth.
    This does not seem to improve my pinball ability however.

    4 months later
    #891 7 years ago
    Quoted from Taxman:

    The funny thing is how many freakin bulbs go dead on pins that are turned off.

    My hobby is sneaking into the houses of pinheads who never play their games and swapping dead bulbs for good ones. They'll never know!

    1 week later
    #918 7 years ago
    Quoted from AlexSMendes:

    What's your strategy? I usually go first for the ex. ball!

    Well, I usually panic and drain.

    1 month later
    #923 7 years ago

    Part of me wants to make random nasty posts in some thread or other until I get kicked out of that thread. Just to say that I once got kicked out of a thread.

    #930 7 years ago
    Quoted from DanTheGlassMan:

    I just overpayed for a pin by about 300 dollars because i drove 3 hours to get there and didnt want to go home empty handed.

    Isn't that how everyone buys games?

    6 months later
    #996 7 years ago
    Quoted from Rondogg:

    The one that's pinned?

    NO! That would be awful.
    He means the recent sales dispute one.

    2 weeks later
    #1003 7 years ago

    I hate when people price police other folks ads and for sale threads.
    But with rampant pinflation, it's getting harder and harder to resist doing it myself.

    1 week later
    #1020 7 years ago
    Quoted from AlexSMendes:

    it makes me wanna puck.

    Me too!

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    4 weeks later
    #1047 7 years ago
    Quoted from gmkalos:

    incestuous princess

    Wut?

    5 months later
    #1133 6 years ago

    If I actually posted all of the witty responses that I think of to various threads, I would be kicked out of here in less than a day.

    2 months later
    #1160 6 years ago
    Quoted from Blitzburgh99:

    How many Hail Mary’s will help me get over it?

    If it's a Stern game, you need to say Hail Garys.

    2 months later
    #1212 6 years ago

    I constantly look at pinball for sale ads.
    Here, eBay, CL, Pinball Classifieds, wherever.............
    And I see something that catches my eye.
    Then over then next few days.......
    Nah, too expensive.
    Well maybe......
    Nah, too far away.
    Well maybe........
    Nah, condition not good enough.
    Well maybe.......
    Nah, don't really have room.
    Well maybe........
    Nah, that's not a game I really want right now.
    Well maybe.........
    OK, that's it. I'm going to contact the seller and set something up.
    Hey, I can't believe they sold it already!

    1 month later
    #1237 6 years ago
    Quoted from Puffdanny:

    I have an addiction

    I thought we were talking about pinball here.

    3 months later
    #1354 5 years ago
    Quoted from Trond:

    Same here. I own zero machines

    Holy crap! CF flashback!
    I miss Flanker.

    2 weeks later
    #1387 5 years ago

    It just took me two days to diagnose a problem with one of my games.
    It turned out to be a blown fuse.

    9 months later
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    #1483 4 years ago

    I HATE powder coatings over features that were originally chrome or polished steel.
    That ugly monochrome color on the lockdown bar, legs, rails, coin door, does NOT look better than original shiny chrome or polished steel.

    4 weeks later
    #1520 4 years ago
    Quoted from yzfguy:

    I did this and had no issues.

    Did the music help?

    #1534 4 years ago
    Quoted from Blitzburgh99:

    Support group or enablers?

    Co-conspirators.

    1 week later
    #1550 4 years ago
    Quoted from pacmanretro:

    Are we THAT lazy these days?

    I confess that I am that lazy.

    1 week later
    #1558 4 years ago
    Quoted from bicyclenut:

    I like to listen to Huey Lewis and the News from time to time.

    In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

    Hey, Paul!

    #1561 4 years ago
    Quoted from epthegeek:

    I love [LICENSED THEME]! They should make that! [THING FROM LICENSED THEME] Multiball! COME ON!

    [LICENSED THEME]! [OTHER THING FROM LICENSED THEME] Wizard Mode!

    3 months later
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    #1672 4 years ago

    I have to constantly restrain myself from going full grammar police around here.
    Your and you're are not that difficult to use correctly.

    3 weeks later
    #1731 4 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    and then there is the whole flying thing ...

    I confess that I am stealing this joke. Told it twice at work today.

    #1746 4 years ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    I confess. Do you remember y2k and everyone was stocking up on supplies?
    The only thing I bought was 40 cases of beer.
    And it all was consumed. Some of my friends ended up throwing away a lot of stuff they had stocked up on, but not me.

    My sister in law worked in software for a large insurance company at the time. The company insisted that ALL the software folks had to be at work, on site at the company headquarters over New Year's Eve. They brought in standby generators, port-a-johns, and gave the employees flashlights. Sis in law said if things were so bad that she was going to the port-a-john by flaslight, she was leaving anyway. And then nothing happened all night, and they sent everyone home. Happy New Year!

    1 month later
    #1838 4 years ago
    Quoted from Blitzburgh99:

    I have a pet peeve with people who use the term/word “right?” when they converse. It’s like they are really unsure of their own actual thoughts, and are constantly seeking validation from others. Right?

    I know, right?

    #1849 4 years ago

    Um...... No?
    Confession: last fist fight I was in was 5th grade. I did win though.

    2 weeks later
    #1908 4 years ago
    Quoted from Blitzburgh99:

    I believe Wilma Flintstone would be considered the “hotter one” if she let her hair down.

    I dunno, Fred is pretty hot.

    4 weeks later
    #1929 4 years ago

    "They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and, in turn, gave them a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts."

    1985 me - Ha! Used pinball machine parts! That's hillarious.

    Now me - Pinball parts...... I wonder if there's anything I need in there.

    1 month later
    #2003 4 years ago
    Quoted from Blitzburgh99:

    I have drained all of the Covid19 related threads because they are full of the top Pinside trolls and have nothing to do with pinball

    I confess that I read those threads just to see the trainwreck.

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    #2008 4 years ago

    I re-soldered a wire to connector lug joint last night that works fine but looks awful.
    If I'm ever asked about it, I will deny responsibility and claim it was that way when I bought it.

    #2057 4 years ago
    Quoted from Jaybird815:

    I wish I could take a 6 week nap right about now.

    Hibernol
    https://imgur.com/a/eoLbDdg

    1 week later
    #2106 4 years ago
    Quoted from swampfire:

    I wonder if little kids still look up “fart” in the dictionary together and giggle like maniacs.

    I think kids Google "dictionary".

    3 weeks later
    #2191 3 years ago
    Quoted from Chisox:

    I hate Illinois and would be out of this cesspool if not for my wife and kids wanting to stay. (And a few friends). It’s the armpit of America.

    I thought the armpit of America was slightly farther east, in Gary.

    1 week later
    #2225 3 years ago
    Quoted from Gunnut40:

    If you wake up and still have a buzz and still drink. Then I say winning!

    That's one way to avoid a hangover.

    1 month later
    #2357 3 years ago
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    #2418 3 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    have never taken a selfie

    Wait. That's not your knee?

    #2426 3 years ago
    Quoted from Murphdom:

    I’m going to get a ton of crap for this but I confess I hate the scoring on new games. “I scored 14 million on (insert game name here)” Why did game manufacturers go away from scoring 1,10,50,100,500 points? Maybe it’s a bit of an ego stoke so that it will drive more money into the machines. It feels better to score 14 million than to score 1400

    Dr. Evil : Shit. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION POINTS!

    Number Two : Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million points? A million points isn't exactly a high score these days. Virtucon alone scores over 9 billion points a year!

    Dr. Evil : Really? That's a lot of points.

    [pause]

    Dr. Evil : Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...

    Dr. Evil : One... Hundred... BILLION POINTS!

    4 months later
    #3040 3 years ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    My background is heavy equipment, like you see on the tv show Gold Rush, but at the same time more like working 25 feet underground also. (installing or repairing pipelines...water, sewer, storm drain, etc.)

    Sometimes I am on the machine, sometimes I am way underground.

    I prefer to do the underground work, and not be on the machine.

    It used to be the other way around, but anything can happen at anytime, and (20 years ago?) laws were written that a operator could go to jail for a ditch cave in.

    I have always enjoyed this work and the pay is ok also, but if something out of my hands is going to put me in jail for manslaughter, HELL NO!

    I design a lot of that stuff and am on heavy construction sites frequently. Please stay safe, use a trench box, steel sheets, taper the walls back, whatever you need to do. Too many accidents caused by crews being in a hurry. And keep the Nattys for when the day is over.

    #3052 3 years ago
    Quoted from dung:

    People are shit.

    I love your optimism!

    1 week later
    #3090 3 years ago
    Quoted from LTG:

    They'll be divorced in less than a year.

    I confess that I want to know if they are still married or not.

    2 months later
    #3343 3 years ago
    Quoted from snowy_owl:

    I confess that I'm confused why there are so many people here. Maybe a glitch? [quoted image]

    I confess that it took me a minute to figure out what you are talking about.
    "12232 Guests Online "
    Yeah, seems like a lot.

    2 weeks later
    #3410 3 years ago
    Quoted from phil-lee:

    The Corporation I worked for purchased a million dollars worth of Satellite phones to be ready.
    My friend the IT Manager slept in his office that New Years eve as his cohorts all over the World did the same.
    He said he walked out the next morning and called the Main Headquarters.
    "Everything OK?"
    "Yeah, everything good"
    He put the phone in his desk where it set for 14 years, when he gave it to me for scrap.

    My sister in law was working as an IT manager for a large insurance company during Y2K. The whole department had to be on site and ready to deal with problems instantly overnight on New Years. The company had installed large generators to run the whole building in case the power grid went down, had Port-A-Johns in the parking lot in case the municipal water went down, and provided the employees with flashlights in case the power and generators went down.
    Her comment was that if it got to the point where she was going to the Port-A-John by flashlight, she was going home because she wouldn't be able to do any IT work anyway.
    Then nothing happened, and they all wasted their New Years just being there.

    #3429 3 years ago

    I moved a couple games the past few days.
    First time doing that in months.
    Realized that I'm WAY out of shape and need to start being more active and working out, or I'll be too flabby to move games at all.

    1 week later
    #3471 2 years ago

    I'm consideting selling all my games and collecting only toppers.

    3 weeks later
    #3537 2 years ago

    The game hasn't even been shown yet, and I'm already sick of seeing references to "Mando"

    1 month later
    #3801 2 years ago
    Quoted from swampfire:

    - custom floor mats

    Without good floor mats you'll get the carpet in your car all nasty. You need good floor mats.

    #3809 2 years ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    Confess I kind of hear what I want to hear, and if I do not like what I hear I ignore what I hear.

    My Grandfather was well known for this.
    Grandma wanted something done, he did not hear.
    Dinner is ready, he heard from the other end of the house.

    1 week later
    #3865 2 years ago

    I confess that I think someday we will find out that Punkin's snakes ate him.

    1 week later
    #3953 2 years ago
    Quoted from EJS:

    To me I think that’s silly. Work all week and then go up to your cabin and do some more yard work when the point of cabins are to be to get away and relax

    My parents have started jokingly refering to their cottage as "the work farm".

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    #3965 2 years ago
    Quoted from JohnTTwo:

    Gotta confess I feel bad some guys don't know why some urinals are mounted so low. Some of us get sick and tired of touching the bottom of urinal when pizzzing.

    Your legs are that short?

    1 week later
    #3999 2 years ago
    Quoted from phil-lee:

    My confession? I have never found anything..

    I confess that I don't believe you, since you just said you woundn't tell anyone if you did find anything.

    1 month later
    #4425 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    Confess that i don't know if it was great shot or a sick fly.

    Or possibly a waste of beer?

    #4433 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    I'm due another adventure. I have got skin off my elbow atm where Steden decked me twice the other night while i was drunk.
    This is Steden
    [quoted image]

    No wonder he decked you.
    You can't even get his name right.
    It's StEEden.

    #4446 2 years ago
    Quoted from swampfire:

    My brain still knows where my 8-track would have changed tracks in the middle of a song.

    "Ker-Chunk!"

    #4481 2 years ago
    Quoted from prl867:

    I detest Red Lobster.

    Red Lobster is my parents favorite restaurant. I cannot figure out why.

    #4510 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    i heard one of the young gym junkies complain that she was looking at herself in the mirror and she was horrified to see some minor tan lines within her actual tan lines.

    Did you offer to perform a tan line check? Seems like that would be the neighborly thing to do.

    1 week later
    #4567 2 years ago
    Quoted from pinzrfun:

    Totally forgot that i placed a bid on a machine last week in an auction 160 miles away, and won it an hour ago. Don't want the game anymore since I put a deposit on Godzilla 3 hours ago.

    Now I'm intrigued.
    160 miles west of you would be just about here.
    Is it this way, what game at what price?

    #4604 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    Well theres a guy blaming the Fillet of Fish for the loss of 2' foot of colon

    Worth it!

    #4635 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    I 'work' a couple hours a day online in the mornings, then an hour or two packing orders. Crack a beer by 10am and sit around in the sun with my mates drinking beer, smoking pot and talking shit.

    What's happening on the right side of that pic?
    Do you have a no pants league?

    Oh, and now I want a still.

    #4686 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    Confess to keeping rats and mice in my freezer. They share a drawer with the shaved parmesan.

    Don't they get cold in there? Do you get them little sweaters and mittens?

    2 weeks later
    #4817 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    started my cannabutter too late in the arvo

    I have no idea what you are talking about.

    1 week later
    #5014 2 years ago
    Quoted from EJS:

    I confess I hit a turkey on my way home. If I could have avoided it I would have. Not a proper way to go.
    [quoted image]

    How did he taste?

    #5077 2 years ago

    Tycho Brahe is my favorite 16th century Danish astronomer.

    #5124 2 years ago
    Quoted from bayoubilly70:

    I confess that I got lucky when I found the "C" clamp that I had sent flying across the room.

    I once got angry enough at my office computer that I put a small hole in the wall with a vigorously launched 3.5" floppy disk.

    3 weeks later
    #5393 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    Probs only two or three of my pins i played before buying them, maybe less.

    Less than two? So.. one?

    #5410 2 years ago

    I just got a notification from my cell phone provider (Verizon), that their great new feature would track my movements, emails, web usage, and other uses to better match their marketing to my wants and needs. I would be automatically enrolled unless I went to the trouble of un-enrolling manually through an account login and setting change.
    I immediately logged in to turn that crap off. They creep me out enough as it is.

    #5437 2 years ago

    I confess that I think a new thread that just got deleted by the mods had the potential for some great humor.
    But it also had the potential to go way off the rails.
    So I get why it was deleted. But still sad.

    1 week later
    #5483 2 years ago
    Quoted from Zartan:

    “do what we say or be made fun of by our group! Conform to OUR standards or get out of OUR hobby! I enjoy this hobby I enjoy most people in this hobby! Bullying me over my choices aren’t going to make me leave!

    No one is telling you to get out of pinball. We're glad to have you, and everyone else here.
    Criticizing your choice of colors is not "bullying". It's expressing an opinion. You have yours, other people have theirs.
    Reasonable people can disagree.

    #5493 2 years ago
    Quoted from snowy_owl:

    I do feel that people on the internet say things that they would not in person

    I say things in person that I would never put on the internet.
    In person, it's just between you and me. On the internet, it's out there forever and public.

    #5513 2 years ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    I call that a 12 pack, and when the package contains 24 beers I call that a case, and what I drink comes boxed with 30 beers and I call that a 30 pack.

    And when there are six beers packaged together, Johnny calls it a starter pack.

    #5542 2 years ago
    Quoted from pinzrfun:

    Maybe it's because all but one of the nieces, nephews and grandkids are scattered throughout the country. We didn't even put up a tree

    My brother set up a Zoom remote present opening session for our scattered family last year.
    I thought it would be stupid, but it was really good and we're doing it again this year.

    1 week later
    #5669 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    electric jugs

    My mental picture of "electric jugs" is probably not what you are talking about.

    #5739 2 years ago
    Quoted from insight75:

    Do maple and oak trees really battle it out in the forest?

    It's an awe inspiring sight. A real wonder of nature.

    Or maybe just a sign that enough beer has been drunk.

    #5763 2 years ago

    I started reading the kidney stone thread, and had to stop.
    I have never had one, but daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn!

    #5794 2 years ago
    Quoted from Jaybird815:

    My hearing is permanently less after hanging in this basement
    [quoted image]

    What?
    Sorry, I can't hear you. It's too loud in here now.

    1 week later
    #5867 2 years ago
    Quoted from HooperTriplett:

    I confess the lasting appeal of Twin Peaks is lost on me.

    The restaurant or the tv show?
    I confess that I haven't eaten at or seen either one.

    #5917 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    Hahha my incomprehension of the preschool toilet humour just resulted in a nasty little PM where my judgement in keeping beautiful reptiles for companions was thrown into question in the defense of a pathetic Pinocchio dick joke.
    Fucking priceless.

    That type of thinking might prove your point.

    However, I do enjoy a good fart joke.
    What's invisible and smells like carrots?
    A rabbit fart.
    Or mabe snake farts, after he eats the rabbit.

    3 weeks later
    #6149 2 years ago
    Quoted from prl867:

    thoroughfare
    brevity
    Notwithstanding
    Shenanigans
    aardvark
    Delve
    Presumably
    Actuator

    For the sake of brevity, and notwithstanding your shenanigans, we can presumably delve into how the actuator affects aardvarks.

    1 week later
    #6249 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    I have 480 sqm here.

    I kept reading this as square miles and trying to figure out what you were talking about. D'oh!

    2 weeks later
    #6512 2 years ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    [quoted image]

    It's college basketball playoff season over here. It's a big deal for betting purposes, since there are MANY games in a short period of time.
    A full playoff schedule is a "bracket" and the time is referred to as March Madness. There are many betting pools set up for wagering on the whole playoff array.

    2 weeks later
    #6719 2 years ago

    Demo Man is a great game, but the movie is SO F'N STUPID that I just can't get past it to like the game.

    #6767 2 years ago
    Quoted from northerndude:

    he quickly tosses the worst shit song ever on

    2 weeks later
    #7033 1 year ago
    Quoted from EJS:

    Cameron’s 100% biodegradable and delicious

    Yup.

    #7056 1 year ago
    Quoted from EJS:

    I confess I’m at discount tire looking around the showroom. They have lots of space. I bet they could easily fit 30 pinballs in here.

    Haven't been in Discount Tire for a couple of years. I remember the last time it really smelled like ass.

    1 week later
    #7196 1 year ago
    Quoted from mtn-:

    These have caused so much problems around here, perhaps mostly due to poor regulation but how I fucking hate those left everywhere, in the middle of the street, causing problems for people with bad eye sight and what not.

    Those just got approved here, and I really hope they don't become a problem.

    2 weeks later
    #7280 1 year ago
    Quoted from DarthPaul:

    I confess l was looking forward to not having to go to work for a couple of months after my hip replacement surgery I had on Tuesday.

    Hope that all went/goes well!

    1 month later
    #8082 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    3 crumpets is about right for me

    I have no idea what crumpets are, but I had the idea they they were consumed with afternoon tea.

    1 week later
    #8283 1 year ago
    Quoted from ReadyPO:

    Confess only had two foreign cars ever - Hyundai Santa Fe and Hyundai Sonata. No issues both were good vehicles but we prefer domestic ( have had lots of Fords, Dodge, Chevy). Well would you call a Mercury Mountaineer an import? My oldest daughter was hit and she got flipped in that. All airbags deployed and she walked away with a small scratch from broken glass. We like the solid feel of the domestic vehicles.

    I have only owned Chevy, Dodge, and Ford.
    But I have no idea what's foreign anymore.
    Lots of Toyotas are USA built and Dodge is owned by Fiat.
    So who knows.

    Grew up in an iron mining town where foreign cars were the devil.
    Some genius thought a freind's Ford Capri seemed foreign and keyed "JAP" into the driver' s door.
    It says "FORD" right there, moron!

    2 weeks later
    #8621 1 year ago
    Quoted from EJS:

    I was about to go for it and mid swing I aim dead center for the first pin. Clunky impact. Awewww from the crowd.

    Would she still be with you if you had pulled off the 300?

    #8628 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    That's Captain Goodvibes, the pig of steel.

    He might be cool, but I can't stop seeing the swastika on the record center label.
    What's up with that?

    1 week later
    #8706 1 year ago

    (Goes to Google)
    O.K., similar to bocce ball. Lots of that in the area where I grew up, with many folks of Italian ancestry. Should be fun.

    1 week later
    #8740 1 year ago

    My brother texted me that today is dorm "Move In Day" for both his girls.
    I texted him back that I think he meant "Move Out Day".

    1 week later
    #8828 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    The shed 2 doors up from me is a kitty litter factory.

    Kitty litter was invented not far from here.
    It's a stupid needless product, but I wish I invented it.

    https://www.leaderpub.com/2009/11/05/creating-kitty-litter-didnt-satisfy-restless-edward-lowe/

    1 week later
    #8985 1 year ago
    Quoted from EJS:

    I’m assuming he’s staying busy with party prep. I’m hoping I can stop in and say hi.

    Hope you can get there, for all of us who can't.

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    #9164 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    Love you all like brothers, but not like sisters.

    (I know you're nowhere near there, but still seems very Australian........)

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    #9254 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    Today i paid $2.49 a liter for diesel.

    Yikes. I didn't notice "liter" at first. I was thinking in gallons. Wow.

    #9308 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    That fuckin bored this morning i started reading the GWJ whale thread.
    God help me.

    I confess that I stopped posting in that thread, since nothing I would say would be very nice.

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    #9514 1 year ago
    Quoted from Zartan:

    I had a boss that used to call me sunshine, gopher, moonbeam, sport, boss pretty much everything but my own name. Once he tried it with a newer employee, I thought he was going to get knocked out. He stopped right after that. The employee lasted until his first halfway bad mistake. Our boss knew not to fire him over the name calling, but looked for anything to get him on.

    Alright, Sunshine.

    #9581 1 year ago
    Quoted from northerndude:

    Why the fuck do I live here!?????

    Because you ARE the Northern Dude.

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    #9664 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    I can lift pinball machines up to a balcony and drop them on the floor if i take the railings out.

    Not saying this is a good idea, and not saying it's a bad idea.
    But if it happens, I want to see video.

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    #9947 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    you'd cut a log and and hundreds of them would pour out, down your back and up your pants legs.

    Great.
    Now I have the heebie jeebies.

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    #10037 1 year ago

    Look what you guys started.

    ...BLIZZARD WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 4 PM EST /3 PM CST/ THURSDAY
    TO 7 AM EST /6 AM CST/ SATURDAY...

    Thanks a lot!

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    #10192 1 year ago
    Quoted from dirkdiggler:

    I've been watching football for close to 40 years and never saw anything like what I just saw in the Buffalo/Cincinnati tonight. A routine looking tackle and the guy stands up and just collapses. They administered cpr for close to 10 minutes. Thoughts and prayers

    I remember the Mike Utley game.

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    #10326 1 year ago
    Quoted from pinzrfun:

    I confess i cringe when friends/family suggest "Let's go out to dinner!"
    I hate eating out (unless there's an associated activity - watching a game at a bar w friends, etc). I eat fast - I'm always the first one done, and usually have my dishes and the kitchen cleaned up before anyone else is even done eating. The thought of driving to a restaurant, staring at a menu for 10 minutes, having small talk for another half hour until the food arrives, eating (how long does it take to eat a plate of food, 10, 15min tops?), then sitting there while everyone else finishes their meals is absolute torture to me. And God forbid I'm with people (my sis and her hubby come to mind) who like to order coffee and sit and chat after they eat, maybe order a piece of pie after a little while. Please - shoot me.
    I have better things to do with 3 hours of my life than pay $13.50 for a burger at Red Robin.

    Waitress: Are you ready to order?
    Sister in law: Oh, um, I guess we need a few more minutes.

    Me:

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    #10359 1 year ago
    Quoted from dirkdiggler:

    Also confess the technician who stabbed me with dye was pretty smokin

    How does my CT scan look, Doc?

    Well, it looks like you were happy to be here.

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    #10636 1 year ago

    We've got legs, and we know how to use them.

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    #10673 1 year ago

    Coming home from work today a dumbass kid hit the side of my truck.
    I was making a right turn, and he tried to pass me on the right. He said he saw my right turn signal, but somehow thought I was turning left.
    Even if I was turning left, it's a two lane street, with no passing or turn lane on the right. He was trying to squeeze past. He also had to be going at least 15 over the 25 limit.
    Cop told me that the report will say the kid was at fault. Not sure if he got a ticket, but he sure deserved one. At least he told the truth.

    Bystander lady told me there was no cause for swearing. I told her that if that wasn't a cause for swearing, I have no idea what would be.

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    #10676 1 year ago
    Quoted from Dee-Bow:

    Ask her if she'd prefer if you just smack the kid instead! Glad you're not hurt.. the chevy will need a new bumper and fender! But it'll be fine after too!
    *did the grill survive?!

    Yeah, you're right. Truck is now at the body shop.
    Not sure about the grill. My biggest concern is that the alignment was way off and truck had to be moved on a flatbed. Front tires clearly pointed different directions. Hoping it's just tie rods and minor stuff, but worried that if more is affected, it won't be quite right when done.

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    #10770 1 year ago
    Quoted from RedFive:

    I confess I have not much to add to this thread either and I like lurking too. And I confess a friend who knows I like the Simpsons 3D-printed this for me recently when he came over for dinner. Not a fan of trinkets, but still...
    [quoted image][quoted image][quoted image]

    That's the greatest thing I have ever seen!
    I love it.

    #10777 1 year ago

    I confess that I think there are enough Foo Fighters threads on here already.

    #10795 1 year ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    I said hi Harry-Ann

    Was she hairy?
    My granfather's name was Harry, and it was apt.

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    #10865 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    As usual there was a boot full of blood. Bloody world has got sharp edges, even in space.

    Did that happen leaving the plane, or on landing?
    I'm picturing you bleeding during the jump, creating a Jackson Pollock masterpiece over the whole county.

    #10888 1 year ago
    Quoted from swampfire:

    I confess that I’m more optimistic now than I was 40 years ago. My son (24) asked me the other day: “How can I relax knowing that we can all be nuked to oblivion at any given moment?”

    Growing up, our small town was 20 miles or so from a large air force base that had a large B-52 complement.
    The base was rumored be be the third largest stockpile of nuclear weapons in the U.S.
    Common thought was to not waste any effort on worry, as we would never know if it happened. We would just be gone.

    #10889 1 year ago
    Quoted from dirkdiggler:

    Does anyone else think this looks like a futuristic wheel chair?

    Can you imagine what Steven Hawking could have accomplished if he had a kick-ass chair like that?

    #10927 1 year ago
    Quoted from northerndude:

    We’ll this just arrived today, picked it
    Up used on Amazon after all your suggestions a couple weeks back[quoted image]

    If you like that and want to see the prequel

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    #10959 1 year ago
    Quoted from dirkdiggler:

    I've been in the UOA ER visiting 3 friends all at once. One was shot 5 or 6 times. One got stabbed multiple times and the other had his leg cutoff by a train.

    Do you live in an action movie?

    #10984 1 year ago
    Quoted from EJS:

    Plot twist: we are the AI

    Yup.

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    #10987 1 year ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    But , Data gave Spot loving caresses..he is a robot.

    Android, not robot.
    Let's not get started on the difference.
    We're nerdy enough without that.

    #10991 1 year ago
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    #11001 1 year ago
    Quoted from Pugster:

    I watched Tropic Thunder again the other day. I came to the realization that it probably wouldn’t get made today. That makes my eyes rain.

    How about Blazing Saddles?
    "He said the Sheriff is near!"

    #11022 1 year ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    Winn Dixie had something like watch our green p.

    Is that only after St. Patrick's Day beer, or is it a medical thing?

    #11042 1 year ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    Confess i don't mind the anachronyms so much since i've gotten used to them.
    But the one that always makes me stop and figure it out (and hover to look it up half the time) is rbion.
    It's gotta be easier to be understood, and just as easy to type Ripleys.

    Yeah, but then you're not speaking in Pinballgeekanese and non-pinball people might understand. Can't have that.

    #11051 1 year ago

    A what now?

    Dontunderstandya Punkin

    #11054 1 year ago
    Quoted from RyanStl:

    I think he's talking about weed.

    Lol. Maybe.
    But what the hell is an "elbow"?
    I'm not up on the body part lingo.

    Edit. Thanks punkin. The more you know.............

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    #11140 1 year ago
    Quoted from northerndude:

    It's strange seeing a product from other countries. It would seem like nothing for you, but in Canada everything has to have fucking french on it also. So EVERY fucking thing has english and french on the same side, OR each language is on its own side, soup can, cereal, a television box, whatever.

    I'd like to see Pulp Fiction in Canada.
    "Francais! Do you speak it?"

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    #11251 11 months ago
    Quoted from swampfire:

    Who wants to be a normie?

    My Dad's name is Norm. I think he likes it.

    #11284 11 months ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    My landlord down the back has been driving a diesel troopy for about two years now.
    I still hear him get in every morning, slam the door and start cranking the engine for twenty seconds before realising it ain't about to start and then glowing it for 10 secs and starting it.
    Every
    Day.

    The school a block away has two trash dumpsters.
    They get dumped between 2 and 3 in the morning.

    Every
    (week)
    Day.

    Then the truck leaves the area past my house.

    #11287 11 months ago
    Quoted from RyanStl:

    Good place to put your large trash?
    I had an apartment in downtown Kirkwood a long time ago that was by the fire house. You would think sirens were an issue. They weren't. The turbos spooling on the ambulance from my second floor apartment was loud as fuck.

    Nope. They have cameras all over the school. Besides, we have fairly huge roll out cans that hold pretty big trash. The City will also do large pick up for free if you call. My taxes are WAY too high, but I gotta admit that the City services are really good.

    #11345 11 months ago
    Quoted from swampfire:

    Confess I don’t really see the point of this “Suggested Tips” section if they’re just gonna stick me with 20% anyway. I always tipped well at this place before, first time I’ve seen them add 20% without me asking.[quoted image]

    "Gratuity"
    I don't think that means what they think it means, if they are building it into the charged price.

    #11392 11 months ago

    Today I learned that "Baker-Act" can be a verb.

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    #11479 11 months ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    I was hearing owls today at 3pm, and I kept hearing them until I came inside at 7pm.
    I had never heard any during the daytime before.

    Is that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
    Seems like it should be, if it isn't.

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    #11569 10 months ago
    Quoted from LTG:

    I always wondered how long you had to be at sea many years ago to start thinking any of these were mermaids ?
    LTG : )

    Two weeks. Or so I've heard.

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    #11593 10 months ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    I sometimes fantasize about being so rich i can afford to put a new blade pack in my Mach 3 every time i shave.

    Switched from those to cheap blades years ago. Great decision. Even cheap blades are pretty good, and repeatedly overpaying for razor blades was grating.

    I have been annoyed that Amazon bought out two different cheap blade companies I was buying from and shut them down.
    Tried Amazon basics blades and they are OK. Pretty sure they are made by one of the companies they bought and shut down.

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    #11643 9 months ago

    Who would have guessed that a steam powered bicycle would go wrong?

    1 week later
    #11711 9 months ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    And of course the UE boom and the esky.

    Oh, yeah. Of course. The UE boom and the esky. Yup.

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    #11715 9 months ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    Maybe i should speak in pictures then
    [quoted image]
    [quoted image]

    That was helpful. I'll pass on the UE boom though. I prefer my beach quiet.

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    #11774 8 months ago
    Quoted from pinzrfun:

    13 year olds aren't still playing with dolls.

    No, they wait until they're over 40 then glue the dolls into pinball machines.

    1 month later
    #11916 7 months ago
    Quoted from punkin:

    I just realised i have to pack drugs to take with me too.
    Weigh out the MDMA put it in a cap, pack a brownie, mull some buds and pack my vape.
    Fucking early starts to a drinking day......

    Sounds like a lot of work just to get fucked up.

    #11919 7 months ago

    A good friend's father took his own life today.
    No idea what to say or do for my friend.
    I feel awful.

    #11924 7 months ago

    Thanks guys.
    Fortunately he has a good long term girlfriend and some family members.
    Gotta be hard though.

    3 weeks later
    #12014 6 months ago
    Quoted from Ballderdash:

    Confess I never gave up on the GB Packers today. Watched 3 quarters of brutal goose egg scoring to see an 18 unanswered point victory!

    OK, but how about from 1973 to 1991.
    I got used to seeing the Pack as "the other team" in every highlight film.

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    #12270 4 months ago

    I spent over half an hour this morning trying to figure out what was wrong with a ceiling mounted light fixture.
    Bulbs, power, connections, etc.
    Then I realized it's on the other wall switch and works just fine.
    The switch I was working with controls an unused switched outlet.
    I've only lived in this house about 15 years. How am I supposed to know which switch contols what?

    1 month later
    #12399 73 days ago
    Quoted from LTG:

    He looked my place over and said I'd get 3 1/2 to 7 hundred for each pinball machine in here.

    Ask to buy any and all games from places he liquidates.

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    #12425 64 days ago

    Hey! We're pants twins.

    Wait, nevermind. That's a weird comment.

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    #12479 40 days ago

    I feel the same way as Lou Grant from the old Mary Tyler Moore show.
    Lou: "I don't want anybody to make any fuss. When I go, I just want to be stood outside in the garbage with my hat on."

    1 month later
    #12523 9 days ago
    Quoted from poppapin:

    Confess, I thought when I saw an ABBA hype thread it was a joke. Is there really that much demand for ABBA?

    I would not have thought so, but I still think disco sucks. All these years later.
    Other people have different opinios, and maybe it will be a great game.

    #12533 7 days ago
    Quoted from Gunnut40:

    All have to now is see twister!

    The pinball? Not that great.
    The movie? Not that great either, but better than the pinball.

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