And yeah, it is raining.
Several years ago I had a nice looking metal roof put on my house, so that I would never have to mess with roof stuff again.
All was good for a few years.
Then some leaks around the fireplace chimney, and a bathroom vent pipe.
Paid some people to fix the stuff, lasted a while, fixed the stuff myself, lasted a while, and now leaking again.
The last person I wanted to fix the leaks wanted 2 grand, said the roof was done wrong in the first place.
I call bull crap!
If it was done wrong in the first place, why did it take 7 years to finally start leaking?
Anyway, I confess, none of the leaks are anywhere near any games, or I would be paying the 2 grand real fast.
I just have a beer cooler that I take on road trips catching the leak in the basement, and some kitchen pans catching the leak at the chimney upstairs.
And when it stops raining I will go on the roof again, and try again to fix the leaks.
In the meantime no way are the leaks bad enough to rot wood and cause more damage in my lifetime.
And I confess, I hope no members on here work for any insurance companies, and if someday my house gets wiped out from a tornado or something, my claim is denied because I had roof leaks in the first place.
(and I just stay so damn busy that even though they keep calling me to remind me about my car warranty, I also keep on forgetting to take care of that).
(and I have no vacations planned anytime soon, so if I am not here it would be because A: I tried to drink like Superman again, or B: seems I have legal matters I need to tend to, and if I do not send 5 grand of gift cards to some law enforcement I have never heard of, I am going to jail).
And I just cracked open another can of beer, so have to type more, and just say I have got enough junk mail, wanting to buy my house, or my rental houses, that I can burn all of that in the fireplace this winter and have FREE HEAT! So Thanks!
My girlfriend did call one of those junk mails for a house that she needed to get rid of.
It was so funny, they send out all of this junk mail, and they have no clue what to do if anyone actually calls them.
She ended up just dealing with a real, real estate agent to get rid of that place.
And all of this stuff was funny for a while, but just old and not even funny now.
I am all for anyone trying to make a decent living, but if the best you can do is car warranty stuff, sending junk mail to buy houses when you actually have no money to buy a house, or you want to start a scam and you demand payment in gift cards so that your victim does not go to jail as you claim they will, you really need to get a real life, and stop bugging the rest of us, it is getting very old.
And I confess, if any of that crap I just posted actually worked for you, and you have pinball machines now, and you are active here now, well, please let us know!
So far I have never downvoted the first post, but if I knew that poster was the one that made any money off car warranty crap or any of that crap, I would downvote any post they ever made.
LEAVE US ALONE!
If we actually want a car warranty we will go visit our car dealer, and not mess with you in the first place!
(and my girlfriend knows first hand, just because they send a card in the mail that says they have cash and want to buy your house, they do not have cash, and they have no clue what they are doing, or they could have just bought a house anyway).
(almost like they want to brag to friends that they are self employed buying houses, and in this case, that person lived in a apartment, and had never even purchased the first house in their lifetime).
Confess I wish I was just making this stuff up, but no, this is all real, and very funny.
I hope all of you have a awesome week!