My girlfriend would like to go to the beach, but not making any fuss about it.
Confess I just do not care for the beach like I did 20-30 years ago.
Always was a chance of sharks, stingrays, jellyfish, etc., but never dealt with any.
Now still have all that and also flesh eating bacteria. Hell No!
I used to take a cooler of beer to the hot tub and hang out with cool people and drink and smoke until 3am.
Last time there, about 3 years ago, no coolers allowed at the hot tub, no smoking at the hot tub, and now the hot tub closes at 10pm. Hell No!
I rarely ever made it to the hot tub before midnight in the past, and now it is closed, hell no.
I am on vacation, give me a break with your stupid rules, I may want to drink beer and sleep on a float on the ocean all day, and then get in the hot tub at midnight.
The place really sucked last time I was there 3 years ago, after being so much fun 20-30 years ago.
Now the whole place is non-smoking, at least that is what the website says.
Oh well, I guess I will be saving some money.
Confess I guess I will get a few bags of sand and put around the hot tub here, and get a CD that has ocean and seagull sounds, and we will be at the beach without having to pay ridiculous motel prices, and deal with their rules.
Or I may end up dealing with some or all of that motel crap, because if I did a beach getup here, I would be missing the main thing: no other women around that I am not supposed to be looking at.
Confess I really hate rules and changes.
I wish I could just stay in the year 1998 forever.
Confess now though that if I could go back to the year 1998, and do things different, I would not have went to the beach quite as many times as I did, and went to clubs and ran up large tabs.
Hell, I could be retired now if only I had of had a tad less fun way back when.
Life is short though, and the memories of being a VIP at clubs on the beach is priceless now.
Actually not priceless, because instead of complaining about current motel rules I may would have been buying a place on the beach now.
Oh well, at least I had a lot of fun back when I was young. Confess that may be coming back to bite me in the ass also, because I have not felt too great lately.
I am happy though, while I don't have a house or condo on the beach now I have everything else that I would want almost.
In reality my house is not very big compared to what other people have, and my house is actually a whole lot larger than I need.
Confess I would never sell my house though, I have way too much stuff to even try to move.
Me selling my house would be like Steve Martin at the end of The Jerk movie talking about stuff he needs.
Confess I am tight these days anyway, and if we do even make it to the beach it will be after Labor Day when the rates are half what they are now.
My tenants are safe, I will never raise their rent, they are awesome and I want to keep them, while at the same time wanting them to stay because they like me also.
Confess today I am cancelling insurance and registration on a car I have been driving for over 14 years, to save money on insurance, canceling pay TV as soon as that contract is up.
I am self-employed and someone that I do a lot of work for has finally pissed me off to the point that I am ready to cut back on my expenses, and be retired from any kind of construction work, and just do my other work that pays less that I enjoy more.
Life is just way too short, to ever have to put up with any assholes.
Confess I enjoyed typing this long rant.
Goodnight, and I hope all of you have a great week.