From the ad:

Look buddy I have very valuable signed TRON pinball apron 4 sale. You need to make all your girlfriends excited with lots of bonus sexy time? then u must buy now!
The total cost is 1500 $ but you will paying 600 $ before delivery and the rest upon receiver and delivery of your apron.
I am a merchant and i move alot and anywhere in US the delivery time is 3 to 4 hours / i will be using Fedex or UPS for delivery.
Look buddy I love apron so much but need sell since wife is jealous of all my new naughty girls from this lovely apron bring me, please I need sell fast.

Look buddy i assure you that when you get the apron it will be best ever you have wanted to get .

Thanks for your thanks, ASTUCKA600!

Mail me that apron and it will go on an unforgettable journey.

The Apron of Destiny begins a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain...

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Apron of Destiny checking in from Germany, home of castles and David Hasselhoff

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Checking in from an undisclosed location in Iraq. Where will I go next??

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AOD checking in from the bank... the BLOOD BANK!!

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AOD checking in from the pointy end of the spear

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Checking in from Quatar.

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AOD playing Judge Dredd in Kuwait

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AOD checking in from Jordan

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Here's the AOD and a rock

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A Rock, not THE Rock.

Anyway, I think the AOD has one more quality photo op before it must travel back to its rightful owner. Not all who wander are lost, and it's been a memorable journey.

Happy Memorial Day weekend from the AOD, currently residing in southern Turkey.

Enjoy a great weekend with friends and family, but please take a moment to reflect on the men and women in harm's way.

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One last picture from Turkey.

Sadly, the AOD's journey has come to a close. It will return from whence it came and hopefully embark on another adventure.

The AOD witnessed Germany, Turkey, Quatar, Jordan, Iraq, Kuwait, and maybe some other places.

Thanks for all the well wishes and support!

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Pop's Leather in Incirlik. You can have blood chits or other stuff sewn into your jacket. Great quality stuff.

AOD is currently in the capable hands of the postal service.

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Me too

It's a shame tourism has taken such a hit due to the ongoing violence. It's a wonderful country with amazing history. I hope you had fun.

BTW, for everyone else, it's told that one can know your future by the 'mud,' or sediment, at the bottom of your Turkish coffee.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Back atcha.

CF, text me when the AOD arrives safe. I am holding my breath until it gets home.

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