I was hoping the rules of pinside club would be
1: The first rule of pinside club is that you don't talk about pinside club.
2: The second rule of pinside club is that you don't talk about pinside club (especially with the wife).
3: If someone says stop, tilts a game, or spills their drink, the game is over.
4: Up to four people to a machine.
5: One game at a time.
6: Must wear shirts. Definitely wear shoes.
7: Games go on as long as they have to.
8: If this is your first night on pinside, you have to complain about stuff.