Quoted from JayDee:
Wow. I would of lost my shit and not have been as cool as you. It kind of reminds me of a time when I was golfing. Course wasn't super packed but there were still some holes where we had to wait for group in front of us to tee off. The guys were frat bro guys and acted like they were playing on the tour, taking forever to line up shots, multiple practice sings, then re-lining up shots, etc. Basically taking forever to tee off. Then they sprayed their shots all over the place. Finally they’re off the tee and I’m waiting for them to get out of my way so I can tee off. Of course all the bullshit they did on the box they’re doing in the fairway.
All four take their second shots and I’m about to tee off when I see one of the carts heading back my way. They finally get back to the tee box and one of these assholes jumps out of the cart and says he’s taking a mulligan and going to tee off again. All I can say is that if my girlfriend wasn’t with me at the time, that guy would of been buried under that tee box. I absolutely blasted him and scared the shit out him so bad that their group wasn’t playing ahead of us anymore after that. I don’t know if they skipped ahead or just quit but it made my round a lot better.
That was a great story. Here's one and I swear it's true. I used to work as a car mechanic for this guy that was a Vietnam vet. Pretty crazy dude people would tell me around town. He was a avid golfer . Played almost every day at a course in my small town. One day he was on the tee and hits his ball down the fairway. He goes to hit his second shot and a guy behind tees off and his ball rolls right passed his feet. Kind of pisses him off but he brushes it off. He goes to the second tee, hits his ball , gets ready for his next shot and the same thing. The guy tees off behind him and the ball rolls by his feet. So he pulled out his Smith and Wesson snub nose 38 and shot the guys ball first shot.