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Zero-width modifiers are fun, and the true secret to nothingness

But are you?

There's plenty of things that beat an expert; a master, a professor, a god, erm... me...

Perhaps your physicist friend is trying to prove a null hypothesis?

POSITIVE

6am Saturday morning. Nothing on the roads at all, just as it should be

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Where'd everyone go?

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...?

I'd imagine it depends on the pressure of the nothing inside - if it really has nothing in it (i.e a vacuum) then from the attosecond you open the lid all the air and everything else will flow in - otherwise it's an equivalent exchange of 'nothings' as the air circulates in and out of it

*giddily stumbles down to the basement to get some pictures*

*maniacal laugh*

...but I won't show the photos here, this is supposed to be nothing, after all

There was, wasn't there?

Nothinging in progress?

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Far and away the best reason to bump

Nobody aboard my train to Nothingsville

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