I just remembered something.
That one time I got revenge on a duck.
(I live next to a one acre pond, my jacuzzi and grill area is about 15 feet from the water).
So anyway, I used to grill all the time, and there was this damn duck that used to spoil the relaxation when I was cooking out by coming right up QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!.. just endless.
Maybe the first time it showed up I thought it was cute and threw it something?
Anyway, I was never mean to the duck, but it drove me crazy for a while.
If it would just shut up for a while I could relax while grilling out.
Anyway, I wish that I could have had some kind of way to video this, and share it now:
This is the funniest thing I have seen in my entire life:
One time it had been very cold here for a while, and the lake was iced over.
I had not cooked out in a while and I felt sorry for the duck.
I seen it on the other side of the lake and threw a piece of bread on the ice,
It was ready for that! Flew right over and then slid 20 feet past it on the ice.
AND then it tried to walk back over the ice to get the bread, and it was slipping and sliding and just so damn funny!
I miss that duck. Sadly a neighbors dog got loose and killed it.
We named that duck Quackers!, and Quackers while you were a pain in the ass back at the time, you was a pretty damn cool duck.
(after a few too many beers I used to try to pet the duck, hell, it acted kind of like a dog, but it would not have any of that, just feed me but do not touch me).
(living next to a pond is cool, all kind of animals around).
My neighbor named the duck Quackers, and both are gone and I miss them.
I named the very large blue heron Big Ass Bird, and he still comes around, and the probably 40 pound turtle I named Godzilla, and everyone around the pond still calls them that.
My friend that owns the pond also loves all the animals around, and a while back when we had a drought and the lake got low he was using water out of his house lines to put in the lake to help keep Godzilla alive and well.
Off the point now, sorry.
But is is cool how much my friend that owns the pond likes all the wildlife so much.
Godzilla has a lot of kids. Some are around 20 pounds now, and for whatever reason they wander sometimes to other neighbors houses.
And when they do, he goes over with a wheelbarrow, and takes them back to the lake.
A while back one came on my property, dug a big hole, looked like it was taking a dump, my best guess was laying eggs?
And I swear, when that turtle left, it covered the hole so good that I could not even tell where the hole was.
Anyway, I do miss that duck, and my friend that named it.
And I had forgot until this beer, that mama raccoon with her 2 young ones that used to walk around here all the time. We never named them, was not around them enough to give them a name.
I am a tad sad now, but just the memory of that duck on ice helps cheer me up.