I used to be very proud of my honesty.

Until i realised that i had gotten so good at telling the truth that i could lie very convincingly without stating a false fact. Just using parts of the truth to mislead someone in the opposite direction from the truth.

I'm pretty vigilant about it nowadays, it's ok if it's harmless or a joke, but i make a sure effort to make sure i don't do it for profit or to put myself in front of others.

I'm pretty ashamed of that aspect of what i considered a virtue before.

Once spent ten minutes looking for a claw hammer that i'd just used minutes before.

The thing that made this one stick in my memory was that i'd been sitting on the concrete surrounded by the tools i was using, and i KNEW i hadn't stood up since i'd used it.

People often mistakenly attribute this to the new fangled technology like USB sticks, but the effect has been quite well known for centuries.

You'd have to try these in a lock at least three times each to find the correct one. Doesn't matter if there is only two keys on the ring either.

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He obviously REALLY wishes he didn't have that 'talent'.

It was.

Then the life was sucked out of it like a spider with a paralyzed bug.

Tempo is picking back up.

'bares his soul?' For fucks sake, lighten up brother.

Did this fishing.

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