Quoted from Fast-Ed:Pawn shop offered all the pins and lots of parts to me for 2,500.00. I knew they were robs and called him. What sucks for Rob is the sherif rents his house from the guy that owns the pawn shop. Pawn shop owners a d***, my daughters married to his son but he's still a d*** head. He is just bulling Rob. He tries that with me every now and then but he knows if he jacks with me I'll knock his d*** stiff just like I did his sons friend. Ed
This story just got much, much more interesting.
So, in summary:
1) Pawn shop was willing to sell you back Rob's stolen pins for $2500
2) Your daughters father in-law is the owner of the pawn shop
3) Owner of pawn shop is the landlord of the town Sheriff
4) You knocked a stiff d*** onto your daughters husband/pawn shop owners son's friend.
5) The potential knocking of another stiff male genitalia in the direction of the pawn shop owner is entirely possible at this point.
This has many key ingredients for a Netflix produced Documentary, as it's very interesting indeed.
Hopefully the town sheriff decides to do what's right and prosecute his landlord, Rob gets his pins back, and everyone's penises remain safe and secure within their homes - hopefully without being knocked into the state of stiffness- win/win for all parties involved.