Motherfuckers should lose a limb.

I apologize if I offended anyone.
But if you have ever been victimized by theives, you smell things a little differently.
Goddamn I hate a thief.

Your first suspects should be your movers. I had to watch mine like a hawk. All ex- cons. Hell, even finding one on Angies List that wasnt littered with suspected thieves was a challenge.
Good luck.

Sorry for laughing in your time of mourning,...but thats one of the funniest things Ive ever read.

Wondering if the bed had to be disassembled. That could take awhile. Unless you do it every day.
Yeah I despise thieves. And movers.

Yes. Excellent suggestion.

Pretty sure Patty J posted that ad.

Loosen up those glasses Clark, we're all hoping for a happy ending here.

Probably not a good time to joke around.
Serious matters are unfolding.
Tell em Clark.

The house in the pic Brock posted is not very ghetto. Driveway needs fixed sure, but that aint ghetto. I grew up in a lot worse than that, as Im sure we have all seen worse.
I have a hard time believing anyone, even a couple dumb ass 17 year old punks, could be..this stupid.

That must be the north side of MLK.

I need resolution !
Hope you got em Mike !

I know we're all hoping for the best. But lesson learned. GPS trackers are your friend. You can buy them at Lowes. Sure its a monthly service fee, but so is insurance.
I only have 2 beat up routers, but my guitars are getting chipped today.

Know what else I just found ? GPS earrings. How ingenious is that ? We made our daughter wait until she was 10, so she just got her 1st set. But these are getting bought. What a great idea.

17 bikes ? Wtf.

I wouldve moved to the beautiful hills of southern Indiana on the fourth or fifth.

Man those paver pictures started my weekend perfectly--- with a huge laugh ! Thanks Wolf.
Funniest posts Ive seen in awhile. You guys are killin me...

Hope things are working out for ya Mike.

Backyard garden front room = Internet solid gold.
Still laughing.

Dammit. Was hoping for good news. Sorry Mike.