I remember the Steve Smith heydey, dude ran and jumped like a track athlete, but then DBs would bounce off his ass like he weighed 500lbs. I jumped up one boozy game and yelled, "BULLSHIT! That guy's a mutant. It's not fair! He's double dense!" So he's been known as Double D in my herd ever since.

All you guys need to do it let Cam coach the team. Just ask him, he'll tell ya.