Quoted from Apollyon:Not even making this up. Cut and pasted from the past 6 months. Lather, rinse, repeat.
December: The physical model for the Star Wars topper has been approved, but is waiting on documentation final approval before production can begin. We’ll make a formal announcement once it’s available for sale.
January: The physical model for the Star Wars topper has been approved. We’ll make a formal announcement once it’s available for sale and add it to our Stern Shop.
February: The physical model for the Star Wars topper has been approved. We’ll make a formal announcement once it’s available for sale and add it to our Stern Shop.
March: The physical model for the Star Wars topper has been approved. We’ll make a formal announcement once it’s available for sale and add it to our Stern Shop.
April: The physical model for the Star Wars topper has been approved and we’ll make a formal announcement once it’s available.
May: The physical model for the Star Wars topper has been approved and we’ll make a formal announcement once it’s available.
That’s freakin hilarious.