GTA would be fun just for all the satire and comedy in it (all the shock jocks, fake ads, etc...). We haven't had a good, funny pin in ages. Please, Stern, hire a writing team.

I've thought about this a lot! There are so many cool design opportunities (red curtain blades, black and white zig-zag down the outlanes) and fun characters. The log lady could be on the DMD during attract mode saying weird things, and maybe she says something cryptic during the match game, from which a number is somehow derived. The lighting and game could change when you enter the black lodge - suddenly all the DMD text is reversed and the lights turn blood red. Pete keeps finding new mystery items in his percolator/other kitchen appliances ("there's an extra ball in the breadmaker!").

"Diane, I believe every ball is a new opportunity for success."