Let's do a caption contest:
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1. Do you know how I get back to the lower level?
Nooo sorry I don't, they just pay me to hold this sign
2. They pay me to apologize for late code
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3. Have you ever played a pinball machine?
Pinball? What is that?
4. Well let me give you a little bit of background, every pinball machine has more wire than a ford taurus, and just as labor-intesive as one. There's over 3,500 parts that go into a pinball machine....
Oh look at the time, it's time for my lunch break