Hey guys I have a lightsaber I can pull out of my ass! I can even have lightsaber battles that may even kill me even though you aren't in the room with me!
General Hux is butthurt traitor and gets killed. Useless character.
Apparently you can do mini warps randomly like playing Russian Roulette and be ok.
Character dies then moments later, GOT YA! Chewie dies, C-3PO loses memory, Ben Solo dies (dies twice), Rey dies. Anybody else want to cry wolf?
Palpatine apparently had a gf and created a kid and that kid created Rey. Seems like we missed something. Like a deleted scene. Or film. Weird Palpatine sex comes to mind. Ewwwwww!
Palpatine dies and all the ships self-destruct wooo random!
Knights of Ren be Kylo thug drinking friends with baseball bats essentially.
Finn wants to be with Poe, Rey, Rose, a new ex-First Order girl. Still can't decide.
Luke was THIS close to finding the map to Sith world but he had it all along in an X-Wing underwater. Misplaced that map somewhere gosh darn it!
Palpatine did he clone himself? He had to. So why not create multiple clones across the Outer Rim including Snoke? Hell make some evil clones too like Sith lords.
Bad CGI on young Luke/Leia.
Everyone has a Deathstar cannon whoopie technology!
Rose is suddenly irrelevant.
Balance to the force means only Jedi. The dark can't rise if there is no Palpatine right, right? Forget that anybody can become a Jedi and stay good or turn bad! Palpatine is dead and that is all that matters!
The film had good moments with anything Sith coming to mind but this film will be argued about forever. It's a contentious film.