Quoted from gdonovan:Or they could ask Leia Poppins to float down to this part of the base and wave her hand and have happy children, while singing Just a Spoonful of Sugar, lift and float the rocks away while cheerful cartoon penguins perform many an antic jig. The wind picks up, the chimneysweeps wave goodbye, and she uses her new found supergirl powers to ascend into heaven and assume geostationary orbit above the planet. She has the ghost of Yoda tucked under one arm like a football, and he blasts the Imperial battleships out of the sky in a trice with lightning bolts.
Every time time I read this section I literately break out in peals of laughter as I imagine the scene in my minds eye.
Carrie Fisher blasting Star Destroyers with Yoda tucked one arm.. HAHAHAHAHHA!