I was waiting for someone to say this. We're a bunch of nerds with too much cash picking on another nerd because we thought he looked funny in a movie. When I told my friends and family I was starting to collect pinball machines, they all started making jokes about me turning into "the belly guy" from SLT. Several years later, my house is full of pinball machines. What's funny is that whenever I make noises about paring down my collection, those same people suddenly panic and want to talk about which ones stay. Pinball is a cool thing.. a friends and family thing.. and I derive some satisfaction knowing that my friends/family get to enjoy the fruits of my labor. I'll always wash my hair and work at keeping the gut at bay, but there are a lot worse ways to end up.