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Song Lyrics you've Misunderstood

By JethroP

3 years ago


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    #1 3 years ago

    For years I used to think he was saying "Secret Asian Man."
    What lyrics have you misunderstood?

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    #2 3 years ago

    She's got electric boobs.
    Her mom has two.
    You know I read it in a magazine.
    B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets

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    #3 3 years ago

    Not lyrics, but my wife has thought for the last 30+ years that the band was call "Hauling Oats" . Like there out there in there pickup truck with sacks of oats taking them to market.

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    #4 3 years ago

    Beegees more than a woman...thought it was “bald headed” woman as a kid

    #5 3 years ago

    Let the bicycle roll...
    Let the bicycle roll...
    Let the bicycle... RRRRROOOOOLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!

    OK, that's not what I really thought it was, but I couldn't tell, so that's what I chose...

    Guess I'm more a bubblegum pop kinda guy... and I like to ride my bicycle.

    https://bit.ly/3ekgRYz

    It did not sound nearly that clear blaring in my car, ha...

    #6 3 years ago
    Quoted from Coindork:

    She's got electric boobs.
    Her mom has two.
    You know I read it in a magazine.
    B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets

    In Barcelona airport 8 years ago waiting in line. I related a story to my young children ( fluent in Spanish) that a friend in high School thought it was “ put the penny on the desk”. I start singing real loud, “ put the penny on the desk!” Well, my kids were mortified telling me to be quiet so like a dad, I sing even louder. I quickly found out that “penne” in Spanish is “ penis”....haven’t lived that one down yet. That will forever go down into their dad Hall of Fame moves.

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    #7 3 years ago

    Blinded by the light
    Wrapped up like douche ....

    #8 3 years ago

    Sister Sledge -- We are Family....
    Used to think they were saying "three car family."

    #9 3 years ago
    Quoted from JethroP:

    For years I used to think he was saying "Secret Asian Man."
    What lyrics have you misunderstood?

    You might want to glance at the album cover!!

    #10 3 years ago

    There's a bathroom on the right! John Fogarty actually sings that line now for one verse in concert.

    #11 3 years ago

    My brother used to sing: "Big ol' wet vagina!" instead of "Big ol' jet airliner!"

    #12 3 years ago

    The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and cinnamon balls.

    #13 3 years ago

    When I was a wee one, I thought Steely Dan sang “Are you really in my eee-ears?”.

    #14 3 years ago

    Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter.

    I still hear him sing, “On a wizard and a whale.”
    The real lyric is, “I wanna wish it all away.”

    #15 3 years ago

    “Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night” or is it “revved up like a deuce another runner in the night”? Manfred Mann’s Earth Band. Blinded by the light.

    #16 3 years ago

    Clowns in my coffee

    #17 3 years ago
    Quoted from EricHadley:

    Clowns in my coffee

    You’re so vain. Great song.

    #18 3 years ago

    One of my favorites from a friend's mom who thought the AC/DC song was Dirty Deeds Done to a Sheep.

    #19 3 years ago

    One day I had the lord of the rings soundtrack playing in my house and the shire theme came on, my wife walked in and asked why I was listening to Shrek..lol

    #20 3 years ago
    Quoted from RobertWinter:

    One of my favorites from a friend's mom who thought the AC/DC song was Dirty Deeds Done to a Sheep.

    LTG : )

    #21 3 years ago

    When Mitch sings hits me like a puck, doesn't sound like puck.

    LTG : )

    #22 3 years ago

    Echo and the Bunnymen

    Lips like sugar......sugar kisses.

    I thought it was: Lips like chicken,.......chicken kisses.

    #23 3 years ago

    Madonna. Gonna wrap you up in nylons.

    #24 3 years ago

    Elton John's Bennie and the Jets- always heard she's got electric boobs, her mother sues when it is actually electric boots, a mohair suit.

    Stevie Nicks - One Winged Dove

    #25 3 years ago

    Madonna, La Isla Bonita

    “Last night, I dreamt of some bagels...”

    #26 3 years ago

    Gnr welcome to the bunghole

    then there was that other song, My brown eye girl, that i always thought was talking about a similar thing as the gnr song

    #27 3 years ago

    I’ve been walking in Central Park
    Singing after dark
    People think I'm crazy
    Stumbling on my feet
    Shuffling through the street
    Asking people, "What's the matter with chihuahua?"

    #28 3 years ago
    Quoted from RobertWinter:

    One of my favorites from a friend's mom who thought the AC/DC song was Dirty Deeds Done to a Sheep.

    Had a friend who thought it was "Dirty-D and the thunder chief." LoL

    #29 3 years ago

    Always thought the Beatles sung “I get High” in I wanna hold your hand. Apparently so did Bob Dylan

    #30 3 years ago

    Colin James Chicks and Cars.
    I hear gypsy cars instead of chicks and cars

    #31 3 years ago

    'Scuse me while I kiss this fly.
    Or is it while I kiss this guy?

    #33 3 years ago

    Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run,
    There’s still time to change, you’re young.

    #34 3 years ago

    Rock the cash bar

    #35 3 years ago

    Swasswassay everything zen I don’t think so.

    #36 3 years ago

    Tom Petty-Runnin Down a Drain

    #37 3 years ago

    Tom Petty. “Free Ballin”.

    #38 3 years ago
    Quoted from DennisDodel:

    My brother used to sing: "Big ol' wet vagina!" instead of "Big ol' jet airliner!"

    There she was just a-walkin' down the street singin'
    "Show your titties!
    Titty One.
    Titty Two."

    #39 3 years ago
    Quoted from jasonspoint28:

    Tom Petty-Runnin Down a Drain

    Me on Sky Jump

    Quoted from Electrocute:

    Tom Petty. “Free Ballin”.

    Me on Ship Ahoy

    #40 3 years ago
    Quoted from swampshroom:

    Not lyrics, but my wife has thought for the last 30+ years that the band was call "Hauling Oats" . Like there out there in there pickup truck with sacks of oats taking them to market.
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    There's a new artist named Lennon Stella. Whenever her song comes on my wife's asks who is this. She thought it was two singers. Len and Stella

    #41 3 years ago

    Not me, but my girlfriend (wife now). Back in about 1985 we were driving somewhere and this song came on and she started singing it, bouncing and swinging her hair. I looked over at her and busted out laughing. Even to this day I remind her of it!

    Strawberry shortcake, stir!
    Strawberry shortcake, stir!

    (sung to the tune The Stroke by Billy Squire: Stroke me, stroke me... STROKE! ) LOL!

    #42 3 years ago

    She's so popular....

    (Gemme sans frontier)

    Games Without Frontiers - Peter Gabriel

    #43 3 years ago

    During halftime (communion) at Sunday service, I thought I was a ad we had to sit through

    Chrysler ford
    Chrysler Plymouth
    Chryslers come our wayyyy
    :

    Like a ad in a infomercial

    #45 3 years ago

    Don’t Bring Me Dowwwn.... BRUCE!

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    #46 3 years ago

    Thought this of 'Paint It Black'

    I used to turn my head and tell my dog "let's go"

    Yeah I guess 'until my darkness goes' makes a lot more sense

    #47 3 years ago

    Went around the house saying "virgin" when Foreigner's song "urgent" was popular. At eight years old it didn't quite sink in why my family though it was so funny.

    #48 3 years ago

    Eastern boys and Western girls...

    #49 3 years ago

    Not all mine
    Don't stop thinking about your mama
    I'll never leave your pizza burning
    Looking for my log shaker of salt. (That one is mine). You know, the souvenir log shakers - made sense to me

    #50 3 years ago

    I used to think they said:
    “Did you exchange a walk on part of the wall
    For a negro in a cage.”
    It is really:
    Did you exchange
    A walk on part in the war
    For a lead role in a cage?

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