<blockquote cite="#.Holy cow!! This thread and I'm banging my head knowing I've made some odd purchases!!!! The paperwork for the biggest one of my life is next to me!!!!!!!! I bought 40 acres of lake front property where the land is expensive!!! Like 60 thousand a lot..... So, I stole this at $2500 an acre!!!!? So, I thought........I've had it since around 05 and still haven't gotten a legal way in yet! It's land locked!
I was going to make huge money on that deal!!! And most realtors won't even touch it with no legal access. Maybe? I'll get it one day!

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Go around to each of the surrounding property owners and tell them you would like to make a deal with them to access your property. Make them an offer and tell them it’s the highest one you make before you start accessing it by helicopter. Tell each one you have spoke to everyone around and it’s first come first serve deal.

Then...let the fun begin...Get a big chinook helicopter and fly in an out on a daily basis....take loads of tires in there and burn them causing black smoke and stink. Set up a loud speaker system and leave it blasting loud overnight, play North Korean propaganda soundtrack, in Korean and maybe some Muslim worship chant music....add a huge siren and have it set to go off every hour on the hour like a church bell....set off some dynamite charges big enough to rattle windows...fly low around the surrounding properties until one of them gets sick of the chopper and misc. noise and works an access deal for you. Haha!