No.
They are not real.

When I bought my home I was told by the neighbors spirits resided in the dwelling.
12 years later the only spirit I’ve found occupying space is the distilled variety.

With all due respect.
Its disheartening to always hear paranormal events bandied about in conversations regarding the existence of UFOs.
One has nothing to do with the other and one certainly doesn’t bolster the argument for the other.
It’s as similar as NASA & Evel Knievel.
Sure the both used rockets, but c’mon now.

I think if he returns fire and again uses the pithy “math much” he simply destroys your well written & down to earth explanation.

96% of all worldwide UFO sightings originate from the USA. The rest of the world just sits back & laughs at us, thinking we’re suffering mass delusions brought on through Hollywood movies.
Africa has a light pollution free night sky…zero reports.
Dark sky island nations…zero reports.
Bright as the sun night sky NYC…hundreds, 7 days a week.

What does it say about alien technology that they fly through space at light speed, shoot in and out of black holes, apparently need no fuel and literally bend the fuck outta time and space…only to accidentally crash in some shitty desert in Nevada.
C’mon man…