Sling, Sling, Drain

Step up to the table, ready to play,
Plunge for a skill shot, I guess not today ...

Sling, Sling, Drain. You make me so mad,
You seem to have ruined, every good ball I've had,

Thank god for the ball save, you ate my ball one,
"Play better" I think, let's get this thing done,

"Get control of the ball", as Bowen would say,
No more flailing or flipping a good ball away.

Both flippers up? Only a rookie does that,
Down at the ready, for a bounce, flick or trap,

I just "Shatz"ed the in lane, not really on purpose,
I'll try that again, when I am not quite so nervous,

Nudging the table, I'm told that's the trick,
DANGER ... DANGER ... TILT makes me sick,

Two million in bonus, just tilted away,
So much for that ball, only two left to play,

Make shots for a while, this game has good flow,
Unlike "some" tables, that are all stop and go,

I just started Multiball, this seems really cool,
Jackpot's aplenty, with a Super I'll rule,

Two balls on the left, one ball on the right,
They call this an Elwin, it seems pretty tight,

A cradle separation, to a nice triple drain,
So much for that multiball, restarting it's a pain,

Ball three in the shooter lane, which looks "pretty good",
It whips round the orbit, I'd live catch if I could,

"Shoot the scoop" is the callout, I try and I try,
This shot I can't make, I don't really know why,

Post pass to right ramp, I just bricked that shot,
Straight Down the Middle, some thing's you can't stop.

So much for that game, no match for me,
"Play more pinball" I think, I'll get better ... you'll see!