Quoted from Slugmeister:When I was 18 I had the ways but not the means.Now at 58 I have the means but not the ways.
My buddy and I used to like to jokingly discuss creating a "service" whereby well-off old dudes could give us money and we'd go spend it having fun and making lots of videos to send back to them, so they can then live vicariously through us.
But now we're too old to have delusions that anyone would want to watch us carouse with loose women, etc. using their money. It was a long shot then, but now, eww!