Quoted from Zablon:UP FOR SALE IS MY SLIGHTLY USED MINTY MINT PINBALL ULTRA RARE PINBALL MACHINE ONLY 10000 OF THESE MADE EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER IT IS VINTAGE/ANTIQUE RECENTLY SHOPPED WITH ALL NEW RUBBERS AND MOSTLY WORKS 100% MOSTLY I'M NOT SURE I REALLY WANT TO SELL IT SO I'M TESTING THE WATERS AND IF IT DOESN'T SELL I GUESS I WILL KEEP IT AND BURY IT WITH MY CORPSE WHEN I DIE SRS INQUIRIES ONLY NO TIRE KICKING WINDOW LICKERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE THE DUKE HIMSELF PLAYED THIS GAME AND LOVED IT YOU WILL TOO ALL IT NEEDS IS A LITTLE TLC AND IT PLAYS LIKE NEW MAY NEED LEGS BUT HAS BRAND NEW RUBBERS INSTALLED BY TECH WHO WENT THRU IT WITH FINE TOOTH COMB LOW PLAYS AND STILL HAS TILT BOB THESE ARE MISSING ON MOST GAMES WANT $7000 NO LOWBALLERS EASILY GOES FOR $7005 ON EBAY DON'T ASK FOR MORE PHOTOS I WILL NOT PROVIDE ANY AS IT IS PACKED IN A GARAGE ON A DEADEND FIVE HOURS AWAY LAST TIME I CHECKED ON IT THERE WAS A SQUIRREL IN THE CABINET BUT HE DOESNT EACH MUCH THIS PICTURE IS FROM WHEN I FIRST GOT IT I'VE SINCE SHOPPED AND CHANGED THE RUBBERS ONE FLIPPER DOESNT WORK ALL THE TIME AND BACKGLASS HAS A SMALL FLAKE MISSING CAN EASILY BE FIXED WITH SOME SPRAY PAINT HATE TO SELL THIS BUT HAVE A PENIS TRANSPLANT I NEED TO PAY FOR THIS MACHINE IS HIGHLY COLLECTABLE COMPLETE WITH ORIGINAL BALLS
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The subtle genius within this post is the ALL CAPS
Brilliant!