Are you complaining? You could always try "plate splitting", when available. My wife brought a Maggianos "take home" meal with her the other day and i ate it for lunch and dinner and one of my kids also had a serving for dinner. True story.

Safe travels, my friend.

make sure to drink some pliny the elder for me. http://russianriverbrewing.com/visit-us/

He's driving to California, isn't he?

Too bad you aren't heading to wisconsin. House on the rock is a real trip.

I wish he woulda bought his 3 pins outta california and not here. It woulda saved him some gas $$.

you're safe. he sticks to interstate 80 truckstops.

The Simpsons live in oregon.

I don't know. I'm wrong, anyway.

where did you go in wisconsin? The Dells?

Go to goldn corral if you want to see overweight people. You can actually feel the diabetes when you walk in there.

Your 470 hp, 5150 lb, awd jeep that runs the quarter mile in 12 seconds only gets 18 mpg? Tsk, tsk...

... Or am I thinking of somebody else?

i have twins on my flex. it's pretty peppy... for a glorified minivan. i get anywhere between 20-26 mpg on the highway at 72 mph depending on weather and roadtype. 22-24 is normal.

i have seen 12's in allegedly stock trim but motortrend reports 13.3. http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/suvs/1108_2012_jeep_grand_cherokee_srt8_first_test/

Have you drag raced your's, gweem?

i'll defer to your ownership and knowledge. In my defense, i meant "in the 12's" which means 12.99 would qualify. I don't want people thinking i was so naive as to think that it would run a flat 12. The new 392 challenger doesn't even run a flat 12.

Count your blessings

Angel, the inspiration to one of my favorite Frank Zappa tunes.

Make your way through wisconsin the next time you visit!