I had a good one a few days ago. Some place called up willing to give me $200,000.00 in credit. I said great, let's get the process started.

Telemarketer - "name?"
me - "Han Solo"
T - "your business name?"
me - "Millenium Falcon LLC"
t - "what do you need the money for?"
me - "Can I get that all in cash? I need to pay off Jabba the Hutt. He put a bounty on my head, but I can't help it that I had to dump my shipment, even I get boarded sometimes."
t - "dump your shipment?"
me - "Yes. The Imperial Empire boarded my ship. I didn't want to get caught smuggling."
t - "are you smuggling illegal things?"
me - "No. Just spices from the spice mines of Kessel."
t - "can I get your tax ID?"
me - "You know, I made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs."