(Topic ID: 300375)

RIP Norm Macdonald

By dirkdiggler

37 days ago

Topic Heartbeat

Topic Stats

  • 157 posts
  • 76 Pinsiders participating
  • Latest reply 16 days ago by drinklime
  • Topic is favorited by 2 Pinsiders


Linked Games

No games have been linked to this topic.

    Topic Gallery

    View topic image gallery

    pasted_image (resized).png
    Screenshot_20210915-193153_Chrome (resized).jpg
    Norm (resized).jpg
    norm (resized).jpg
    pasted_image (resized).png
    16316672895743191236642461821293 (resized).jpg
    F7728E46-DB9A-40A6-A39C-CC742268C7D4 (resized).jpeg
    2211829A-8F6A-4FEA-BDB6-3ECEC07CE64B (resized).jpeg
    Screenshot_20210914-141521_DrawKing (resized).jpg
    Pidgeon (resized).jpg

    You're currently viewing posts by Pinsider gambit3113.
    Click here to go back to viewing the entire thread.

    #94 36 days ago

    A moth walks into a podiatrist’s office and sits down. “What’s the problem, Moth?” asks the podiatrist.

    The moth replies “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, doc? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long, I work. Honestly, doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. "He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness.

    But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm," the moth says. The insect adds: "A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexandria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us.

    "And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. "As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror."

    The moth continues: "If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and ends this hellish facade once and for all.

    "Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good."

    And so the podiatrist says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”

    To which the moth replies: “Cause the light was on.”

    #116 36 days ago
    Quoted from Deaconblooze:

    I love authentic people, and Norm was one of my very favorite comedians. I spent yesterday showing my wife a lot of the funny moments I remember through the years. Most people just didn't pick up on his humor. That always made it even funnier to me.
    RIP Norm.

    That was his strength. He knew what he thought was funny and what he wanted to do, and he didn't care if everyone else in the house didn't agree. he stuck to a bit better than anyone. Well, maybe Andy Kaufman had something to say about that, but Norm was in that league. And funnier than shit.

    You're currently viewing posts by Pinsider gambit3113.
    Click here to go back to viewing the entire thread.

    Hey there! Got a moment?

    Great to see you're enjoying Pinside! Did you know Pinside is able to run thanks to donations from our visitors? Please donate to Pinside, support the site and get anext to your username to show for it! Donate to Pinside