Bob once told me that when he was just starting out, he and his wife were having hard financial times, so they decided that she’d have to become a hooker.
She was not quite sure what to do, so Bob says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.”
She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”
She says, “A hundred dollars.”
He says, “All I got is thirty.”
She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Bob and asks, “What can he get for a thirty?”
“A hand job”, Bob replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.
She gets in the guy's car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE COCK. Absolute monster.
She stares at it for a second, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”
She runs back to Bob, and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”