I recall playing outside... last night.

It's Billy alright, but not from the Twilight Zone. Care to guess?

Yep, it's called "Bang You're Dead" and served as a public service announcement about handgun safety in regards to children.

Must have been a real shocker in it's day.

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I still have a landline and have never owned a cell phone.

I also write down directions.

Not on there, but I still write out checks and mail them in envelopes.

But do y'all still do this?

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I watch those old Alfred Hitchcock presents if I'm up real late. Comes on after Twilight Zone. Rarely are they as good. But there are quite a few gems like the one Peter Lorre bets Steve McQueen his car for a finger.

At least we didn't ride bikes colored like some j-pop game.

If I cringe almost everytime the phone rings at home, especially when I answer it, why the hell would I want to carry one with me?

No beeper, no cell phone, nor did I ever wear a pair of Dockers.