back in the 80s killing time at the Jersey Shore my friend on the way out of an arcade
slapped a pepsi machine and that familiar 'kuh_lunk' sound as a free can appeared
This mean nasty buch of a woman comes over yelling if we got it for free,
my friend cool and calm pulls back the tab takes a sip and tells the battle axe-
"nothin in this word is free mam.......... nothin "