Greetings Oh Great and Glorious Pinsiders!

I have finally figured out how to keep those pesky kids off my pinball machine.

It is the real spider shooter rod!!!!!

Now available to you!

This thing is seriously freaky. Snakes don’t bother me that much but spiders...eeeewwwhhh!

I can just see it in their beady little 8 eyes how they want to jump on me and freak me out.

Please buy this so I can get it out of my house. I think I just saw the spider move….

This thing is really 3-D. (because it is 3-D, haha.)

Seriously, you can’t see the denominational aspects of this shooter from the pictures but that big ‘ol spider is ready to pounce.

Made by me, An artist who has an art degree and certificate.

It came out looking AWESOME!!!! Made in the good ‘ol USA!!!!

A lot of attention and detail go in to making these. (More than meets the eye, really.)

I have made more shooter rods than I can count.

I make them the best and strongest I can.

I want them to be worthy of your superfine pinball machine.

Listed on here and another site and soon a local pinball site.

My stuff has been selling well off the other site, so if you want it, don’t delay.

$70 shipped in the Continental USA.

Shipped included in the price for continental USA. I would rather not ship outside of the USA. If you are outside the USA and you feel strongly about buying my shooter, message me and we can talk.”

..Ah-ham...Me..me..me….Trah..lah..lah…

One, Two, Three....

What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
rolls over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's rod, rod, rod

It's rod, rod,
It's big, it's heavy, it's METAL …..\m/ (x_x) \m/
It's rod, rod
It's better than bad, it's good."

Everyone wants a rod...
You're gonna love a rod...
Come on and get your rod...