If an EEEDIOT like Stimpy can do it, so can you!

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But after driving one extensively with said “red button” for TPF, I’m more like:

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Nah, golf carts are waAAyyy more fun to drive!
Especially after you disable the governor.

Oh Pez,
You need to bring that baby back home to CA so we can chop the top off of that thing for some fresh (Pacific Ocean) air and of course, some halibut tacos.
Palo Alto isn’t too far away from the Golden State Pinball Festival and it’s a beautiful drive up in the springtime.

Yes, I’ve driven most of the Tesla line (P90D, X, S and 3) and I still have no desire to spend $$$ on one.

My humble EB SWB Transit Wagon gives me all the “zazz” I need to pick up pins/vids at a moments notice. Plus it can outrange your Tesla too by about 100 miles.
(Which is important in this cutthroat CL Pin-wasteland we live in!)

If I get the itch to go that fast in such a short amount of time, I can always go ride the Xcelerator at Knott’s and pair it with a cool/refreshing boysenberry punch afterwards for pennies on the dollar.

I stand by my statement.
Un-governed golf carts FTW! (Plus, they still use a key too! )

Technically we ARE all kidding here since it’s still an online forum, and a Pinball one at that- which makes it all the more ironic that we are going on about pushing buttons.
I truly have no ill will towards what ride you choose to buy Pez.
It’s yours, not mine.

I think Pinmister actually summed it up perfectly in his post how I feel about driving them.
Is he technically talking shit too?
No, he’s just giving his valid opinion.
Which is what we are doing here anyway.
(At least I think it still is... )

Hopefully we can all agree that no matter the vehicle’s technology, cars that want to go fast belong in the left lane and cars that want to go slow stay in the right lane; not vice versa.