If this is a factory assembly problem, and not a playfield problem, where on God's green earth did Bally/Williams/Gottlieb manage to find expert teams of Oompa-Loompas capable of building games that last a lifetime? Apparently, JJP needs to get rid of all of the Hornswogglers, Vermicious Knids, Snozzwangers, and Whangdoodles on their assembly line before prospective buyers are frightened off for good. "It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You sold me a defective game which now has to be washed and sterilized, at my expense, so I lose! Good day, sir!"