Quoted from vid1900:Come to the USA!
You can buy expensive health care.
You can own some bad ass handguns.
Your kids can learn in an education system that is 36th in the world, yet spends the most per pupil.
You can go to jail 12 years for possession of marijuana.
You can watch your wife go to jail for breastfeeding your infant in public.
You can watch Walking Dead the moment it premiers.
You can live 5 hours into the future.
Do it!
And from those of us that served this country and are actually proud to live here, I will say come on over as long as you are here to be an American.