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Post your favorite stand up comedy routines


By JohnnyPinball007

1 year ago



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    “Between these 3, who is your favorite?”

    • George Carlin 13 votes
      62%
    • Eddie Murphy 1 vote
      5%
    • Richard Pryor 7 votes
      33%

    (21 votes)

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    #1 1 year ago

    Please remember PG-13, so we can all laugh without getting in trouble.

    Richard Pryor on someone speeding on his street: "hey fool, this is a neighborhood, this ain't no residential district".
    Steve Martin: "ok hey, grandpa bought a rubber".
    Eddie Murphy going on a date, putting cologne on and decides to also put some on down there. Burns like hell so he puts his stuff in the sink to try to wash it off. His Mom walks in: "you lazy boy, too sorry to take a shower so you just gonna wash your stuff in the sink".
    George Carlin had a lot of great material, I mostly remember A Place For My Stuff, but I can not remember it word for word.
    Rodney Carrington I think it was would go into the bedroom with a bottle of Tylenol, his wife would say "what are you doing fool, I don't have a headache". He would say "good, well lets f then".

    #2 1 year ago

    #4 1 year ago

    Rick Wakeman’s speech when Yes was inducted to the R ‘n R hall of fame:

    #5 1 year ago
    Quoted from Thermionic:

    Rick Wakeman’s speech

    I was not expecting that, but yeah, he was very funny.

    Keep them coming!

    #6 1 year ago

    Carlin at Carnegie Hall and Eddie Murphy Raw.

    #7 1 year ago

    Brian Regan

    #8 1 year ago

    Bill Burr is my favorite these days.

    #9 1 year ago
    Quoted from Buzz:

    Bill Burr is my favorite these days.

    Yup. He and Dave Chappelle are miles ahead of anyone else I’ve seen recently.

    #10 1 year ago

    My wife just recently found Michael Mcintyre. Look him up on YouTube- very funny

    #11 1 year ago

    I've been listening/watching Schulz lately, VERY far from PG. Also really enjoy the Kill Tony show, Theo Von has some funny sets too and does a podcast or 2...

    theandrewschulz.com

    Kill Tony
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwzCMiicL-hBUzyjWiJaseg/videos

    #12 1 year ago

    Anthony Jeselnik and Kyle Kinane are killing it these days Definitely not PG-13.

    As for PG-13, here is Larry Miller’s great “5 Stages of Drinking” bit. Excellent delivery. This is a classic.

    #13 1 year ago

    I personally prefer Ron White. He is definitely my favorite comedian..
    Jerry Clower is a close 2nd, but he has passed on.

    #14 1 year ago

    Who’s On First?

    #16 1 year ago

    Buddy Hackett elephant trunk dick

    #17 1 year ago

    English can be complicated and hard, as explained by Ismo. He's a pretty funny guy, love his stand-up comedy

    #18 1 year ago

    out of those 3 George by a long shot. I never thought eddie or richard had good stand up but their movies where pretty good.

    The king of all is Dave Chappelle.

    #19 1 year ago

    Dave Attell's "Skanks for the Memories" is my all time favorite routine. The guys a genius.

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kbKcT0yzaaGQrcWCH1A8B2eHww_S-R5sg

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    #20 1 year ago

    Sam Kinison's "Louder than Hell" is my next favorite.

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn9rKK4B04oMLmaoN9lHyEJwFEIRbDSiR

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    #21 1 year ago

    John Mulaney - "salt and pepper diner"
    Is a good one.

    #22 1 year ago

    Tim Slagle on how to teach your kids (or anyone) about the concept of Income Tax;

    Later,
    EV

    #23 1 year ago

    I know out of favor now days, but Bill Cosby live was hysterical. the dentist and the chocolate cake routines are classics.

    #24 1 year ago
    Quoted from BorgDog:

    I know out of favor now days, but Bill Cosby live was hysterical. the dentist and the chocolate cake routines are classics.

    Bill Cosby Himself is such a crusher of a set. Holds up still and I've probably seen it 30+ times. Even edges out Eddiue Murphy Raw which falls apart a bit at the end.

    #25 1 year ago
    Quoted from Thermionic:

    Rick Wakeman’s speech when Yes was inducted to the R ‘n R hall of fame

    A better sounding video - not bad.

    #26 1 year ago

    Love me some Ron White!

    Also Ralphie May's Smoking with Jesus.

    #27 1 year ago
    Quoted from o-din:

    Ralphie May's Smoking with Jesus.

    Ralphie, another one gone too soon.

    #28 1 year ago

    This guy was never dirty and he was hysterically funny! Enjoy!

    #29 1 year ago
    Quoted from Chicoman:

    This guy was never dirty and he was hysterically

    John Pinette RIP

    Why do many of these funny ones go early?!

    #30 1 year ago
    Quoted from Atari_Daze:

    Why do many of these funny ones go early?!

    Nothing to do with their eating and lack of exercise habits?

    #31 1 year ago
    Quoted from o-din:

    Nothing to do with their eating and lack of exercise habits?

    Hmm, much like Belushi, Candy... Mitch wasn't fluffy but had other indulgences as did the other two I just mentioned. The ole' ticker can only pump so much mud!

    #32 1 year ago

    For PG-13 I loved Matt Braunger - Shovel Fighter

    For R-rated:
    Chris Rock - Bring The Pain (an absolute game-changer for standup)
    Dave Attel - Skanks for the Memories (his only great routine IMO but absolutely hilarious)
    Dave Chappelle - Killin' Them Softly
    Doug Stanhope - Deadbeat Hero
    Doug Stanhope - Beer Hall Putsch
    Dave Chappelle - Sticks and Stones

    #33 1 year ago
    Quoted from Atari_Daze:

    Mitch Hedburg, RIP.

    Escalator broken, temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

    #34 1 year ago

    Gary Gulman fan.

    The States Abbreviations.

    #35 1 year ago

    i discovered mitch hedberg maybe 2 years before his death. he was up there with a young gallagher or carlin, such an interesting view on life.
    "if you have a reese's candy bar and you run into a reese, you better hand it over. i'm sorry reese, i did not think i would ever run into you. you're an effin bully man, let me have a piece!"

    #36 1 year ago

    I love Ron White but Doug Stanhope is my favorite.

    #37 1 year ago
    Quoted from jhanley:

    I love Ron White

    Everything Ron White ever did makes me laugh out loud, but I'll be damned if his squirrel man routine doesn't bring tears to my eyes.

    #39 1 year ago
    Quoted from Atari_Daze:

    Mitch Hedburg, RIP.

    Quoted from toyotaboy:

    i discovered mitch hedberg maybe 2 years before his death. he was up there with a young gallagher or carlin, such an interesting view on life.
    "if you have a reese's candy bar and you run into a reese, you better hand it over. i'm sorry reese, i did not think i would ever run into you. you're an effin bully man, let me have a piece!"

    I came in here just to post Mitch Hedberg. All these ones listed so far are great no doubt, but this guy was on another level with his jokes. Just bask in the glory of this web page, I have never laughed so much at written words, some of these jokes are absurdly awesome.

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/a-complete-ranking-of-almost-every-single-mitch-hedberg-joke

    #40 1 year ago
    Quoted from o-din:

    Everything Ron White ever did makes me laugh out loud, but I'll be damned if his squirrel man routine doesn't bring tears to my eyes.

    Listen to Doug Stanhope. Super foul but the funniest guy I've ever heard. Me and my wife couldn't stop laughing.

    #41 1 year ago
    Quoted from jhanley:

    Listen to Doug Stanhope. Super foul but the funniest guy I've ever heard. Me and my wife couldn't stop laughing.

    Doug is the best in the game today, hands down.

    #42 1 year ago
    Quoted from xsvtoys:

    I came in here just to post Mitch Hedberg. All these ones listed so far are great no doubt, but this guy was on another level with his jokes. Just bask in the glory of this web page, I have never laughed so much at written words, some of these jokes are absurdly awesome.
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/a-complete-ranking-of-almost-every-single-mitch-hedberg-joke

    We don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

    #43 1 year ago

    Used to go to comedy clubs back in the 90’s.....saw a few before they made it big like Jeff Dunham. He was very good in a small club. Small club gigs are way better most of the time.

    One of my favorites has to be Craig Shoemaker....his Love Master bit is hilarious...YouTube it if you have never seen it.

    Ralphie May was by far one of the best I have seen. He came to Houston and had family/friends at the club and he literally did almost 3 hours of standup. FUNNY AS HELL! Sucks that he is gone.

    #46 1 year ago

    Steve Simeone - son of a fish (couldn't find a youtube clip)
    https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LU6nqnE40o

    #47 1 year ago

    Mitch Hedberg

    #48 1 year ago
    Quoted from Neal_W:

    Mitch Hedberg

    I can't tell you what hotel I'm stayin' in, but I can say that there are two trees involved. They said, "Let's call this hotel "Something...Tree", so they had a meeting; it...it was quite short. "How 'bout Tree?" "No, Double Tree." "Hell yeah! Meeting adjourned!"

    #49 1 year ago

    This dude is funny too....

    #50 1 year ago

    Sad that this beauty passed away as well. One of my absolute favourite routines. Patrice O’Neal: Elephant in the Room

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