NOW I'm fired up. Last year we had a chris kringle Christmas. A list was passed around with the same questions: 1 question I remember what's your favorite scent. I chose pine. Of course my bol picks my name and I get a deluxe pack of pine air fresheners and a dollar store can of peanuts.
That's ok ..I'm going to make sure I get his name This year . Every one thought it was so funny I got air fresheners. I'm thinking panty hose and a make up kit for my bol
Going to make sure my neighbor is over next time to film my point blank question to my bol.
Why don't you wear shorts. Let's disect the expression/answer to determine if he is a cross dresser.
Get a divorce, Move somewhere extremely cheap to live, and buy pinball machines and live happily ever after.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:This thread is a follow up to an earlier post I made about my desire to kill myself.
hi lites from first post
-my entire family is crazy
-I had wedding pictures taken at the mall.
-I jump off my boat and swim to an island to get away from my in laws.
-my sister inlaws 2nd wedding was in Hindu. She's not Hindu.
-going to family events is painstaking and I get loaded because Everyone looks like muppets. Now I'm no glen Campbell myself but my god how do people morph into muppets???
-the sisters call and speak -text to each other every minute. I'm convinced they are conspiring to drive me crazy.
-I am in the middle of helping to plan the sisters 3rd wedding.
-the sisters don't work --well one says she's a photographer, and the other hasn't worked for a quarter of a century.
Things seemed to be getting worse as the wedding day approaches in August. The sister had a pre honeymoon trip to Jamaica.
Lovely pics with the grooms tattoos everywhere and up his neck. Jordan, He's a boxer. Well he was a boxer, I went to see him fight at a convention hall filled with the 4 families mafia at the "paradise banquet hall " he didn't do so well. He had to go to the hospital .
A couple of weeks ago my wife texts me and says we are having a tattoo party. Well its Jordan. I said he's an artist? My wife says, not really but he wants to try ..and then asks me if I want a tattoo? I said no.
So I come home and there it is happening , my wife is getting a tattoo..the machines humming my wife's face is scrunched and Jordan is carefully crafting something small and unrecognizable of anything on her wrist. My wife is excited and asks the worst question she could of asked me: what does it look like??? I said a butterfly. I was close, it was a firefly and the worst firefly I have seen. I said privately how much is this costing?? Oh just 80 bucks. My wife had to get it fixed by a professional.
Back to the wedding ... The sisters want my opinion on sprinkle color and if I wouldn't mind chipping in for the honeymoon.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:I had wedding pictures at the mall folks and the kicker is no one had asked the mall permission.
If you had wedding pictures at the mall, you may be a redneck!! 
Exactly...I recall taking Many pictures by the Ferris wheel and I heard a little girl say look mommy it’s Cinderella! Yeah, more like cinder -gorilla.
She has danced at clubs before...do you think my sister in law was stripping on the boat that she was fired from? No one says anything.
A little paranoid right now...,I have a feeling at 2pm we are meeting with my bubble family to talk out my excessive drinking.
I take back the cross dress stuff about my brother in law and I apologize. He is family. I’m ashamed actually.
Quoted from poppapin:If you had wedding pictures at the mall, you may be a redneck!!
Quoted from Budman:Wrong beer brand.... that stuff “shrinks the manhood! “
I wouldn’t even let my horses drink that skank.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:we are meeting with my bubble family to talk out my excessive drinking.
Your only drinking problem is the fact that you're drinking Miller.
Quoted from Electrocute:Maybe, she don’t look that hot with her clothes off!
Negative. I swear I think she was fired as boat tour hostess because she was stripping on the lower deck. Based on the bits and pieces of conversations I have overheard so far , and that fact she is familiar with the pole.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:Negative. I swear I think she was fired as boat tour hostess because she was stripping on the lower deck. Based on the bits and pieces of conversations I have overheard so far , and that fact she is familiar with the pole.
I got a brother in-law who shaves his legs. Told the Mexicans it’s because he dances on tables. They didn’t get it.
What does , in a hushed girl talk conversation mean?: OMG Sabrina! ...why did you wear that? , I can’t believe you did that?..why would you even do that???
I’m not stupid ...I know what happened on that boat cruise.
Went to my nephews wedding a little over a year ago. Bored to tears waiting for the event, went out and bought a hat. Worn it practically ever since. The hat out lived the marriage.
I have been thinking of Mango all day. See if I can visit the elm vale zoo tomorrow ...I’ll check website first
Elmvale zoo is closed but i did call and request mango pictures . I cannot confirm if mango is the primate picture on the web site. Reception will have to ask the zoo keepers at my request.
Any updates Bacon? You gotta figure with all the lockdown(s) and forced family time there would be more stories.
Or are you out of cell service on that island you swim to? 
My wife asked the girls at my local beer store to text her when I enter. I tried to convince the beer store I have a twin called "doug" sometimes they buy it ,sometimes not..depends on their moods I guess.
I make an A plus cup of coffee on a beautiful Sunday morning , smoke the fattest joint ever (before my wife gets up) then notice a monkey sitting on my roof staring at me. Yeah Truman.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:My wife asked the girls at my local beer store to text her when I enter. I tried to convince the beer store I have a twin called "doug" sometimes they buy it ,sometimes not..depends on their moods I guess.
Buck A Beer Doug???
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