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Please kill me, my Truman show existance continues


By cdnpinbacon

1 year ago



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    There are 158 posts in this topic. You are on page 3 of 4.
    #101 1 year ago
    Quoted from Robl45:

    Seriously though, every wife does that.

    not if you pick the right one.

    #102 1 year ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    Sounds like fun but that would be one hell of a sled ride !!! lol

    Let's put a hut on simcoe, I'll do it, ice is perfect.

    Correct me if im wrong but isnt Alcona up near Kenora ??

    #103 1 year ago
    Quoted from jhanley:

    You need to seriously go talk to someone.Pronto

    He just said he's going to talk to mango. Pay attention.

    #104 1 year ago
    Quoted from radium:

    He just said he's going to talk to mango. Pay attention.

    Mango is a person or is he going to talk to a mango as in fruit?

    #105 1 year ago
    Quoted from jhanley:

    Mango is a person or is he going to talk to a mango as in fruit?

    Mango the monkey. Pay attention.

    #106 1 year ago
    Quoted from tacshose:

    We have seen a pic of you, your dog, but no wife or sisters, let’s see the crazies.

    I agree. Perhaps the chicks are super attractive and he’s putting up with all this because of that (you know, the old hotness to crazy scale thing). Absent a photo we will never know.

    #107 1 year ago

    Link to cdn's Mango the Monkey thread from a year or two ago.
    https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/woke-up-sunday-and-found-a-monkey-in-my-back-yard

    I believe this is where cdn goes when he needs to hang out with Mango and vent about his extended family drama.
    https://www.elmvalejunglezoo.com/

    Hey cdn,
    Are these the islands you escape to when trying to save yourself from your wife's family?
    Fox Island, Snake Island, Georgina Island, and Thorah Island?
    https://www.google.com/maps/place/Innisfil,+ON,+Canada/@44.4123958,-79.3226551,11z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x882ab00dc176ce35:0xf7066f5ec40dbd0a!8m2!3d44.3008813!4d-79.6114973

    When you get to the island, do you sometimes see other husbands there that are in the same situation, trying to maintain their sanity and getting away from in-laws? I trust that you guys are recycling and not leaving beer cans all over the island.
    Are people allowed to camp out overnight on the islands?

    #108 1 year ago

    Don't know why but Al Bundy keeps popping into my head.

    #109 1 year ago
    Quoted from Travish:

    Don't know why but Al Bundy keeps popping into my head.

    Why you would say that Travish?
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    #110 1 year ago
    Quoted from SUPERBEE:

    Correct me if im wrong but isnt Alcona up near Kenora ??

    To the left of Sioux Lookout. NNE from Kenora. Between absolutely nothing and the vast expanse of Northern Ontario.

    #111 1 year ago
    Quoted from Pinball-is-great:

    Why you would say that Travish?

    I can still remember that one episode Al went skydiving and the instructor asks Al to get his his parachute on and Al says no thanks and jumps out the plane with a smile on his face

    #112 1 year ago
    Quoted from Darcy:

    To the left of Sioux Lookout. NNE from Kenora. Between absolutely nothing and the vast expanse of Northern Ontario.

    Yeah, thats what i thought. Way the hell up north !

    #113 1 year ago

    Updates....

    Pictures of the rest of the family? Mango status check?

    Did Ray start with cheap beer and move to Jagermeister shots?

    2 weeks later
    #114 1 year ago

    How'd the big family dinner at East Side Mario's go? I need updates lol

    #115 1 year ago

    While very humorous, I have no sympathy at all. You wed in to the situation, you have kids in the situation. You can't say after those events that you want out. There are instincts involved that every man possesses. You should have listened to that little voice in your head when you were courting screaming "run the hell away". There were warning signs. You know that you ignored those voices. You should have listened to them.

    If only posting for humor, right on!

    #116 1 year ago

    You do know women change after they get married, right?

    #117 1 year ago
    Quoted from irobot:

    The OP's problem is that he's a wimp.
    That's not intended to be an insult.
    All he has to do is refuse to go along with all this crap and it will all be over. Just put your foot down and it's over and done with.
    People treat you the way you allow them to treat you.

    Congrats, you finally said something that makes sense!

    #118 1 year ago
    Quoted from Robl45:

    you either deal with it or get divorced and I ain't getting divorced.

    So you think its better to be in a miserable marriage for the rest of your life which could be 50-60 years or so depending on your age, than to go find a good woman that will treat you good and not cause you all these problems and headaches? Staying in a shitty marriage is the dumbest thing that anyone could ever do, screw that. You only live once, why be miserable because of a bad marriage?

    #119 1 year ago
    Quoted from Who-Dey:

    So you think its better to be in a miserable marriage for the rest of your life which could be 50-60 years or so depending on your age, than to go find a food woman that will treat you good and not cause you all these problems and headaches? Being in a shitty marriage is the dumbest thing that anyone could ever do, screw that. You only live once, why be miserable because of a bad marriage?

    Where do I find these “food women”? You have me intrigued.

    #120 1 year ago
    Quoted from DngrWillRobinson:

    Where do I find these “food women”? You have me intrigued.

    Well you....nevermind, i dont want to get moderated for what i was about to say.

    Thanks for catching that though, i edited my post.

    #121 1 year ago
    Quoted from Who-Dey:

    So you think its better to be in a miserable marriage for the rest of your life which could be 50-60 years or so depending on your age, than to go find a good woman that will treat you good and not cause you all these problems and headaches? Staying in a shitty marriage is the dumbest thing that anyone could ever do, screw that. You only live once, why be miserable because of a bad marriage?

    For real!!! I mean people make other mistakes all the time and move on. But apparently if you make the mistake of marriage you should be stuck in it forever.

    #122 1 year ago
    Quoted from DngrWillRobinson:

    Where do I find these “food women”? You have me intrigued.

    Wal-Mart?

    #123 1 year ago
    Quoted from Who-Dey:

    i dont want to get moderated for what i was about to say.

    Good call

    Quoted from zr11990:

    You do know women change after they get married, right?

    Men change too...

    #124 1 year ago
    Quoted from jlm33:

    Men change too...

    That what happens when all the life gets sucked out of you.

    #125 1 year ago

    Flip it on em

    It’s your turn to be the black sheep.

    Do it & do it well. They’re gonna respect you more if you assert your alpha fuckup status.

    Next time they come over all Jerry Springer & needy go put on a speedo, eat a terrifying dose of edibles & proceed to watch Golden Girls while drinking malt liquor.

    #126 1 year ago
    Quoted from jlm33:

    Good call

    Men change too...

    I think we pretty much stay the same. Women start changing the day after the wedding and it gets worse after they have kids.

    #127 1 year ago

    Op seems to have gone missing, or

    #128 1 year ago

    You need to book yourself to Texas pinball or come down to new zealand for pincade. Pinball escape.

    #129 1 year ago

    My nomination for pinside post of the year, in any category....

    Quoted from PW79:

    Flip it on em
    It’s your turn to be the black sheep.
    Do it & do it well. They’re gonna respect you more if you assert your alpha fuckup status.
    Next time they come over all Jerry Springer & needy go put on a speedo, eat a terrifying dose of edibles & proceed to watch Golden Girls while drinking malt liquor.

    #130 1 year ago
    Quoted from rufessor:

    My nomination for pinside post of the year, in any category...

    Agreed. I marked it as a key post, clearly the solution to the problem.

    #131 1 year ago
    Quoted from poppapin:

    Op seems to have gone missing, or

    Most likely shovelling snow, and lots of it!

    1 month later
    #132 1 year ago

    The wedding is off folks. Jordan ran away to become a full time boxer. Sister so upset she had to go to the hospital. She's fine now.

    #133 1 year ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    The wedding is off folks. Jordan ran away to become a full time boxer. Sister so upset she had to go to the hospital. She's fine now.

    whats his record

    #134 1 year ago

    0-2 , I'll admit, I was his corner guy at his first fight.
    Jordan was the main event and the last fight. Finally it's his turn (I was pretty bombed at this point with the open bar)
    So it's a big deal with lights and this camera guy in their faces as they enter the ring. Round 1 he gets demolished and the fight is stopped. Then he had to go to the hospital. He asked my wife if we could stop at mucho burrito on the way.

    #135 1 year ago

    I love this thread!

    #136 1 year ago

    There’s no way anyone could make this stuff up, and if they could they’d make millions writing off-the-wall comedies.

    You need to sell the movie rights to your life story. If not, you’re missing out on a lot of money .

    #137 1 year ago

    While he lost the fights I think he won the war by not marrying your sister... I really think you guys could be the next trailer park boys.... Fantastic thread! You could just cut and paste it for your pitch to the networks...

    #138 1 year ago
    Quoted from Pinless:

    There’s no way anyone could make this stuff up, and if they could they’d make millions writing off-the-wall comedies.
    You need to sell the movie rights to your life story. If not, you’re missing out on a lot of money .

    What the Kanadian Kardashians?

    #139 1 year ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    The wedding is off folks. Jordan ran away to become a full time boxer. Sister so upset she had to go to the hospital. She's fine now.

    So who got custody of the monkey?

    #140 1 year ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    0-2 , I'll admit, I was his corner guy at his first fight.
    Jordan was the main event and the last fight. Finally it's his turn (I was pretty bombed at this point with the open bar)
    So it's a big deal with lights and this camera guy in their faces as they enter the ring. Round 1 he gets demolished and the fight is stopped. Then he had to go to the hospital. He asked my wife if we could stop at mucho burrito on the way

    Ha! Keep us posted with more news and developments.

    #141 1 year ago
    Quoted from Pinless:

    There’s no way anyone could make this stuff up, and if they could they’d make millions writing off-the-wall comedies.
    You need to sell the movie rights to your life story. If not, you’re missing out on a lot of money .

    This is exactly what i was going to say lol. This would make one funny ass movie!

    #142 1 year ago

    If a movie was made it should be done by the Coen Brothers.

    #143 1 year ago

    So...... all I am hearing is the sister is now available.

    1 month later
    #144 1 year ago

    Out shopping with my sister in law today. Alls well and she feels much better.

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    #145 1 year ago

    This is so old...but maybe relatable......at least the chorus.....kidding, of course.

    #146 1 year ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    Out shopping with my sister in law today. Alls well and she feels much better.

    Vegan or carnivore?

    #147 1 year ago

    sure would be fun auditioning characters

    #149 1 year ago
    Quoted from beatmaster:

    who's the guy in the picture?

    That guy is gonna beat his f'n ass if she ever finds this thread.

    #150 1 year ago

    Nice shoes.

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