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Playing and Swearing on Location


By mof

4 years ago



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    #51 4 years ago

    For Fox Lake

    #52 4 years ago
    Quoted from dsuperbee:

    As Rudy says 'Hey! It's only pinball.'

    or you can use Rudy's "You big sausage!"

    #53 4 years ago

    Fuck it Mof,.. let it out.
    You should pm Trilogy,..I hear he's a bad motherfucker with stuff like this.

    #54 4 years ago

    this is why i only play at home...

    #55 4 years ago
    Quoted from MustangPaul:

    I use, Frak, Son of a Bee Hive, Yow Mama and Crap.

    Frak is perfect. IM A FRAKKING CYLON!!

    #56 4 years ago
    Quoted from Maken:

    For Fox Lake

    I'm starting to think this "sounds like" approach where you accent different syllables is really a good angle. Funny as hell to practice:

    How about these:

    "For FOX ache"

    "(You) filthy SONG on a beach."

    "(You) fox 'n A soul..."

    "You LAST heard..." or "you PASSED her..."

    "Fox ULE"

    "Foggy HELP"

    ...I'm trying...

    -mof

    #57 4 years ago

    You've got 16 machines. I'd just stay home and curse away! (Or play at a buddy's who has the same problem....)

    #58 4 years ago

    who cares

    #59 4 years ago

    I switch to Portuguese when I'm around kids. Just as satisfying.

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    #60 4 years ago

    That's actually not a bad idea. Just yell, "El Fucko!", and when somebody objects, just apologize and say, "Sorry...that's all the Spanish I know."

    #61 4 years ago

    It's a bar - goddamnit motherfucker works just fine for me.

    #62 4 years ago

    Sugar Frosted Flakes around my daughter. Everything goes otherwise when she isn't around.

    #63 4 years ago

    I never want the machine to know I'm upset so I refuse to show any emotion.

    #64 4 years ago
    Quoted from beelzeboob:

    That's actually not a bad idea. Just yell, "El Fucko!", and when somebody objects, just apologize and say, "Sorry...that's all the Spanish I know."

    Fucking Frijoles would be a close second?

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    #65 4 years ago

    Got dandruff and some of it itches. (G*ddamn Sonofab**ch)

    #66 4 years ago

    AAGH NUTSACK!

    #67 4 years ago

    If I shouldn't be cursing, I don't, no substitutes. Otherwise, it is pretty simple one syllable words.

    #69 4 years ago

    At home or in public, it is:

    Sassafrass

    or

    F'n C*ntFace

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    #70 4 years ago

    I also talk to myself. "Come on Erik!!" "Come on Wurt!! What are you doing?" haha.

    #71 4 years ago

    Judas Priest...................

    #72 4 years ago

    "Ahh Fuucrying Out Loud!" Hang on to the "Fuuc" just long enough before finishing the "crying." I had a buddy in high school who used to shout this at high school sporting events. Heads would turn like crazy!

    #73 4 years ago
    Quoted from kuelman:

    Judas Priest...................

    Classic Hill 'Street Blues' term I also use.

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    #74 4 years ago

    Jesus H Christ!! Pretty sure I got that from Jaws. I always say it, but can never remember where I got it from.

    #75 4 years ago

    That's been my go-to expletive for years now. Its very satisfying.

    #76 4 years ago

    Two words that should NEVER be used in the same sentence.

    #77 4 years ago

    DOD GAMUT, YOU FUTHER MUCKING BUN OF A SITCH!

    #78 4 years ago
    Quoted from cody_chunn:

    DOD GAMUT, YOU FUTHER MUCKING BUN OF A SITCH!

    haha. I seriously read this the other way.

    #79 4 years ago

    1. Kiss my grits
    2. Sit on it
    3. Up your nose with a rubber hose
    4. Eat my shorts
    5. Take off, hoser!
    6. Aye caramba!
    7. Thufferin' Thuccotash!
    8. Zoiks!
    9. Oh, snap!
    10. D'oh!

    #80 4 years ago

    Why censor yourself? I reject this entire premise.

    I'm proud of how I swear at a game. I'm super awesome at it.

    #81 4 years ago

    My wife has a goofy temper and sometimes she flicks me off and says, "Sit and spin" I had never heard that before meeting her, and it is pretty awesome.

    #82 4 years ago
    Quoted from Hougie:

    I had a student a couple of years ago who would yell "Cheez-its" when he messed up. Sounded just like Jesus. I had to correct him with a straight face.

    I have a friend that would say "Cheese and Rice"

    #83 4 years ago
    Quoted from zsciaeount:

    Why censor yourself? I reject this entire premise.
    I'm proud of how I swear at a game. I'm super awesome at it.

    As a parent of two daughters, people swearing in public doesn't bother me as much now that they're teenagers. When they were little, if guys at a restaurant, theater, amusement park line, arcade were swearing a lot, it bothered me. I wasn't offended by their language, nor was I trying to protect my daughters from "naughty words." What bothered me was the total disregard and disrespect when the guys knew we could hear them, but they didn't care. I had to bite my tongue several times in order to keep from getting my a$$ kicked.

    #84 4 years ago
    Quoted from zsciaeount:

    Why censor yourself? I reject this entire premise.

    It's situational. Sometimes, it's about the kids (and their parents), man.
    -mof

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    #85 4 years ago

    Definitely situational. It's not a good idea to call a machine a "sperm burping whore" when there are kids around. Although, it would be funny to see their parents' faces when the little ones asks them what that expression means.

    #86 4 years ago

    For Chrysler sakes! Son of a Buick!

    #87 4 years ago
    Quoted from TOK:

    I'm gonna break off your arms and shove them up your fargin icehole!
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    Johnny Dangerously is one of my favorite Keaton movies.

    #88 4 years ago
    Quoted from shimoda:

    Johnny Dangerously is one of my favorite Keaton movies.

    Classic Amy Hecklering. Haven't seen anything from that movie in a decade, used to be on all the time as a kid.

    #89 4 years ago

    My best substitute is to not say anything and just give it the double bird! If that offends, then they shouldn't have been looking!

    #90 4 years ago
    Quoted from LOTR_breath:

    My best substitute is to not say anything and just give it the double bird! If that offends, then they shouldn't have been looking!

    I saw someone do this to my Congo at TPF.

    I was proud.

    #91 4 years ago

    I tone down in public... Usually...
    I go from things like "fuck that's bullshit" to lighter things like "god dammit"

    1 week later
    #92 4 years ago

    I forgot all the great advice in this thread while at PAGG.
    Shame on me!
    haha
    -mof

    #93 4 years ago

    Stupidest sign ever in an arcade. No profanity. Almost as dumb as no gambling............dammitt......

    #94 4 years ago

    I don't swear when I play pinball. That would be wrong. I only swear at my kids.

    #95 4 years ago

    I don't say much, I just flip the middle finger at the game.

    #96 4 years ago

    My wife holds high score on our Freedom machine, and thinks she is now the pinball master at our house.

    Got a Gottlieb Bank Shot recently.
    She cannot beat my current high score on it.

    Barb is a sweet woman and a great wife, but sometimes her mouth could embarrass a truck driver.

    Those nice loud Gottlieb chimes block out all the cursing and whining while she is playing it.

    E

    2 weeks later
    #97 4 years ago
    Quoted from Wolfmarsh:

    I am a big cusser, but when I'm trying to tone it down I say stuff like "come on!" and "are you kidding me?!"

    I do this aswell. I'm not a big fan of substitute cuss words so I usually just express my disbelief in that fashion.
    Or just call the machine a "poopyhead" or something equally silly. You'll lighten up automatically if you're calling it the dumbest stuff you can come up with on the fly.

    I also tend to clap in my hands to not smack the pin at particularly terrible drains.

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