I have a problem.
I am very verbally enthusiastic about expressing my disdain when I'm not given a fair shot at a ball (like a SDTM off a skill shot), or when I come up just short of a goal like a free ball or multiball, and I let the machine have it -- verbally.
I mostly play at home, and my tendency is to swear swiftly and decisively when things don't go right. I actually just release all the disgust in a moment, and move on (mostly) relaxed, and I'm back to being rather quiet and focused.
The words that come out of my mouth compartment -- won't work well in a public location with kids around. I'm determined to build up a good "alternate set" of phrases to use so that I can continue to express my disgust at key times, and not upset any nearby parents.
I need your help.
What are your best substitutions for:
1. fu**ing hell
2. fu** you
3. you bast***
4. son of a b****
you get the idea...