I worked in a relatively dangerous commercial construction job for years. Luckily no major injuries, we'll see in 25 years when all the asbestos and silica sets in. Anyway, I always seem to bust myself up working on guitars and pinball machines. Typically nothing major, but laughable because of the things I survive daily. I gouged my head good today working on an old Gottlieb EM. Luckily my kid saw the whole thing and couldn't wait to tell my wife. I got some weird metal splinter tonight as well. Metal splinters are no joke. I've missed work from an awful infection from metal splinters. I feel like every other string change on a guitar I'm bleeding all over the place. Again, minor injury, but funny. I've likely changed strings on a thousand guitars over the last 30 years, it used to be part of my job. How about some funny pinball injury stories....