"Absolute jealously corrupts absolutely."

The Stern hermit crabs were never really happy with their low resolution, incomplete code games.

They bad mouthed MM owners claiming that the game was a waste of money, boring and overrated.

They bought a remake, because all along they were really just being jealous.

Knowing that their remake is still inferior to the original, they continue the jealously by hoping that the original owners will lose value on their originals so that they can still buy a real one.

They need to just crawl back into their shell.

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That's strange. I thought that Virginia was a red state.

Look at the gloating noob who thinks that buying a $8K *knock-off* now makes him boss shit.

I've been doing this since 1988! I bought my MM for $4500......which just increased in value!

I bought my TZ for $1000......I paid $4500 for BBB.....etc. I bought these games in the 90's when they were nothing!

Cold Hard Fact: ALL NIB games now start at $8K, remake or not!!!!

YOU need to figure out how many jobs you're now going to have to go out and get to try and keep up.

Enjoy your second mortgage!

Who's about to get raped now?

Will retire in 7 years. Employer told me that I can leave in 5 if I want. Where will YOU be in 7 years?

Regardless of when I ever sell these games, I will always make a profit:

These machines were practically given to me. Especially right before Pinball 2000 when operators were dumping them like crazy. That's when I got most of them.

I didn't even bother listing the 30+ machines I *gave away* over the years to churches, boys clubs and YMCAs.

Don't try to figure out or judge someone who has been doing this for 25 years.

This too shall pass.

Only when I'm performing on stage.

Maybe Ted can hook you up with a part in his next movie.

Ted, you're screwed. I would have never posted that.