My financial advisor has informed me that pinball machines are the ultimate hedge against inflation. With the government's recent covid stimulus money printing schemes and imminent inflation incoming, I have been advised to relocate all of my liquidity into the lucrative pinball machine market. In the past 14 days I have traded 24 troy ounces of gold bullion for a player's condition FunHouse and two Comet's with trashed playfields and melted center ramps.
Now is the time to buy!!