This just made my day 1000% better!
But for $50 couldn't he offer something that isn't shasta? Even faygo would've been better...

So I just emailed him...

Hello Carl,
I am interested in your pinball lessons. $50 seems like a steal for learning all of the stuff on that page. I notice when playing that my breathing gets rather erratic so I am thrilled that you can teach me your paten-pending regimen. I do have a few questions though.

What machines do you have? I would like to learn on a wide variety of games so that I can better hone my skills.

What flavor Shasta do you have? I am pretty simple to please with flavors of soda just want to make sure that I do not need to bring any. I get quite sweaty when playing pinball and want to make sure I stay well hydrated.

What lunch meet and cheeses do you have? Again I am not picky just curious, If you have something like bologna, salami, and ham that is great but if you have something like pimento loaf, head cheese, or liverwurst then I would prefer to bring my own. Same thing goes with cheeses, the typical are ok (though not a huge fan of swiss) but if it is limburger then I am afraid I would have to again bring my own (need to stay fresh for the ladies, ya know what I mean!). No issues, just wondering.

What shows do your mom and Jeff watch? I may be interested in watching with them as I just moved to the area and am looking for things to do. I could of course pay extra for this!

Is the weight bench off limits? Again, I just moved here and need a gym and would rather give my money to a fellow pinball enthusiast than some random gym owner to buy steroids.

I think this could be a great arrangement, even if it is just for pinball. I could see taking lessons from you for a long time.

Thank you!

Jim

spokane.craigslist.org link

I have not received a reply yet. If I do it will be posted here...

Glad you liked it. Tell Gustavus, Adolphus, Albrecht, and of course Berthold I said hello.

Btw my name is not Jim, I changed my name to protect the innocent... haha

Not yet. Will keep you guys posted!

But will there be Shasta? And can I bring my whore Patty J?

Anyone seen that slut PattyJ lately?