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PS - I am not a miner. I don't own a shovel or a pick.

The winning skills I learned with LesManley's Pinball Lessons helped me defeat all my pinball enemies and bring my dream of becoming the greatest pinball player in the world to fruition. Thnx Les !!
It also helped me score with the ladies.

wax on wax off
sand the floor
paint the fence
drop the pants
enjoy the deli

FYI in case it gets removed:

update: so i have got many emails regarding lessons and I have 8 out of 10 slots filled. I have also got emails from people who just want to play my games without the lesson and that is fine. so i have decided to host a tournament at my place(20 dollar buy in) the tournament will take place at the end of my lesson program with paying clients. there will be a tournament for my students in which the winner will have a choice from 3 different prizes. every year i put up my replica top hat signed by Slash on the appetite for destruction tour. I always win it back so thats why i put it up (last year Jasper Fent got really close though) I also have a Man in Wild dvd box set signed by Bear Gryles and a really nice condition snap-on cooler with 3 brand new coozies. 1st, 2nd and 3rd will have first choice. then i will have a tournament for non students in which cash will be the prize for 1st and second(depending on participants) food will be provided by me with no additional charge. also i do have ferrets just to let you know (this was a deal breaker for one preceptive client, so if you cant handle them maybe not the place for you) lessons have started and theirs 2 slots left. the tourney will be a great chance to meet other friends that are into pinball. should be a great time.