Doing a little day-drinking (the best kind of drinking), and although I post only intermittently around here I must say that in addition to pinball indeed being a candidate for “best hobby ever”, you guys are some of the most entertaining MF’ers I’ve ever experienced on a hobbyist forum!
Also (since this is becoming the unofficial drunk post thread), I was thinking it might be cool if there was a way to design a game mode that reverses the player/machine roles and allows the player to take control of the playfield mechs while the game controls the flippers (I think something like the Multimorphic ball tracking system could be implemented to allow the machine to “intelligently” actuate the flippers so as to specifically aim the ball).