"The longer the pinball floated on the board, the better chance the player had to win the title of pinball champ."
wtf? I didn't realize that the ball "floated" on the board. I want my money back because my floating balls are defective. also, longer times do not equal a better score. I'm probably a grand [wizard] at hitting everything on a playfield (rails, posts, ball guides, etc...] that do not give points. I can keep that ball alive for what seems to be an eternity with nary anything to show for the effort
"He wants to take a wiring class, so he can fiddle with the circuit boards when he buys his own machines."
again, ?!?!?
was this a blogger that USA today reached out to for this article?